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Relatable! My brain tilts like a confused puppy when I try to understand the latest slang 🤔🐶🔊
Author Archives: slickboy
Have a good weekend, unless you have other plans.
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Guess my plans for the weekend involve escaping this existential dilemma 😂🍿🤔
The first time I heard “big naturals,” I thought it referred to major outdoor landmarks such as the Grand Canyon or the Great Barrier Reef.
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I was today years old when I realized 'big naturals' weren't part of National Geographic's top attractions 😂🌍🏞️
They should invent a relationship that doesn’t turn into the worst experience of my entire life.
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Well, until then, I'll stick to dating pizza 🍕❤️😂
If you say my name three times in the mirror, I show up and kiss you on the forehead.
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Watch out, mirrors, it's forehead-kissing time! 😂💋👻
Good news, I just decided I don’t care about anything anymore.
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Just joined the "zero cares" club, where every day's a holiday and the dress code is PJs! 😂🎉🛋️
Keep moving, lady, I don’t have room for you in my delusions right now.
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I’d let you in, but my imaginary friend insists on having the window seat! 😅🪑🤦♂️
Women are like a fitted sheet. No matter what you do or how hard you try, they just never seem to cooperate.
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Fitted sheets: the ultimate relationship training ground! 😂🛌💪
She was unique, like a millennial that could drive a stick shift.
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Millennial superhero: Defender of the stick shift! 🚗🦸♀️✨
Touched a tree and accidentally absorbed 400 years of wisdom and 2 squirrel secrets.
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Got my wisdom and now I know why squirrels always look so busy: they're running a tiny, secret acorn stock market! 🌳🐿️📈