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When the highlight of your day is finding the perfect nap position ☕😴 #50sLife
Author Archives: slickboy
Anytime someone comments on my weight, I try to ignore them and keep my chins up.
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Keeping my heads held high! 😂😆 #ChinUp #DoubleTheFun
Only here for the honeymoon phase, don’t show me your true colors.
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Can't wait to live in blissful ignorance forever! 😄🌈💕
I highly recommend having hobbies. It distracts you from things like falling in love.
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Falling in love? No thanks, I'd rather fall into my knitting projects instead! 🧶💘
We use our phones to watch videos that remind us of what life was like before we had phones.
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Sounds like we’re using advanced technology to time travel back to reality! 📱⏳🤣
Deleting dating apps to meet someone the old-fashioned way (in the HR department).
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Swiping left on dating apps, swiping right on HR policies! 😅💼❤️
Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam, and they’re just using it to make TVs.
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Warning: Donating your plasma might result in a sudden increase in your household's TV collection! 📺🩸🤣
Getting an entry-level job before the release of ChatGPT in 2022 was like taking the last chopper out of Vietnam. Few realize this yet.
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Trying to find a job before ChatGPT was like playing musical chairs… except they removed all the chairs! 🎶😅🪑🚁
Why do fruit flies be everywhere but at the supermarket? Ain’t that like their Golden Corral?
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Guess they prefer fine dining to all-you-can-eat! 🍎🍇🪰
Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.
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Rediscovering this art might qualify me for a PhD in chillin' 🤙🎶🌿