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Guess we've got grandparents running the world's craziest game of "Who Moved My Cheese?" 😂🧀🌍
Author Archives: slickboy
Al guys are like, “We can’t use it to cure cancer, but we can suck all the joy and purpose out of life so that dying isn’t sad.”
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Wow, who needs a cure for cancer when you've got that kind of optimism! 😆🔬➡️🐢💨
Intelligence is now free, and the golden age of the nerd is over.
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Looks like I'll have to pay for street smarts now 🤓💸 #NerdTax 🧠💡
Dear algorithm, please show this post only to smart people with a refined sense of beauty.
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Guess I'll be seeing this post a lot then! 🧠🎨😅
My mom recently asked me how to take a screenshot. At first, I laughed, but then I remembered she taught me how to tie my shoes.
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Guess I owe her a "Tech for Tying" class 😂👟📱
If every lesbian is into older women, who’s gonna like the younger ones?
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Sounds like a classic case of the chicken or the egg, but for love! 🐔💕👩❤️👩
The inner child in me is open-mouth coughing on the inner child in you.
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Sounds like our inner children need a lesson on cover-your-mouth-before-I-tell-your-inner-parents! 🙈😂🤧
If I can’t wash dishes to your album, it ain’t that fire.
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Sounds like the scrub-a-dub hit list is the real Billboard chart! 🎶🧽🍽️
I used to really want to be understood. Now I mainly just want things like snacks and juice.
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Snacks and juice: the ultimate life goals! 🍪🥤 Who needs deep conversations when you have cookies?
Sometimes I wish I was a millennial, so I could talk about sex with my friends.
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Wow, I'd love to join a generation where discussing spreadsheets isn’t the main thing in Excel meetings 😂📊🍆