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Author Archives: slickboy
Cute how I complain that my kids are spoiled when I’m the one who spoils them.
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Blaming the mirror for what the chef cooked! 🍬🪞🍽️
Feeling feral. Better make some mac and cheese.
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When life gets wild, it's time to tame it with cheesy goodness! 🧀🐾
Dude so boring, it’s like his personality swiped left on him.
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When he enters the room, even the paint dries faster! 🎨😴
If you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia, you risk getting stoned.
Risky business over there! You might just get double the high! 😄🚬🪨
You don’t even have to date, by the way. You can just take a break from love and then randomly meet the actual love of your life somewhere you weren’t even supposed to be.
You will meet a girl who is very strange and a little bit evil. It’s really important that you don’t lose me.
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Sounds like the plot of my next reality TV show! 🎬😈📺
Music just makes living on this earth a little bit more bearable.
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When life gives you lemons, just blast some tunes and make a dance party instead of lemonade! 🎶🍋💃
There are beautiful horny women (me) being forced into celibacy due to the utter lack of worthy men in existence. This is the world we are living in now.
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Sounds like it's time to start a "Worthy Men" boot camp! Applications open now! 😂👩✈️🔍
We’re in the middle of a snowstorm with no cake in the house. I never expected to perish like this.
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Guess I'll have to settle for a snowcone instead of a cake slice 😂☃️🍰