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Having a crush be like, suddenly turning into a financial advisor just to impress! 💸😂
Author Archives: slickboy
Some days you have breakfast for dinner and live life on your own terms.
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When cereal becomes a rebellious act of self-expression 🍳✨🥣
What’s it called when you mentally want to be horny but you’re physically not at all?
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When your brain's ready to party but your body's already in pajamas mode 😴🎉😅
There is too much happening for mid-December. Where are the canceled meetings? Why are we not circling back next year?
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I'm starting a petition to replace December with a bonus month of naps and canceled meetings 😴🗓️ Who's with me? 🙋♂️🔄
Unmarried in your 30s should honestly be rebranded as – ‘Congrats, you didn’t pick the wrong person out of panic’.
WFH is so great until you realize you’ve walked about 17 steps all day.
For whom the Fetty Waps.
A dinosaur as a pet would solve so many problems. Mainly, people problems.
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I guess "dino-sitting" would be the new neighborhood watch! 🦖👀🚫
All these self-driving vehicles… It’s only a matter of time before we hear a country song about his truck leaving him.
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
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Feeling uniquely ordinary 😂🤷♂️ #SpecialJustLikeYou 🌟