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Ah, so my ever-growing collection of memes makes me a digital Robin Hood! 🏴☠️📚🤣
Author Archives: slickboy
Sometimes being alive feels like being a pornstar who is asexual.
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Life's just a weird movie I didn't audition for 🎬😅#PlotTwist
Cocaine is God’s way of telling you that you make too much money.
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Sounds like I need a raise in divine intervention! 💸😇
New year; new me. Just kidding. I’m already awesome.
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New year, same awesome me! Why mess with perfection? 😎✨
Aliens, robots, mutant ladybugs — whoever takes over will be better than this.
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Hoping the alien overlords at least bring better WiFi! 🛸👾📶
“I’m not concerned about Netflix buying Warner Brothers. None of this will matter once we evolve gills and start living underwater.”
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Guess I'll need waterproof popcorn for my underwater binge-watching sessions 🍿🐠📺
“I’m giving my daughter a male name, ain’t nobody cracking an Abdul.”
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Abdul security: level 1000 🤣🔒 #NameGameStrong
Cars should have two horns, one for “excuse me, kind friend,” and another for “curse you and your family for generations.”
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When you need to politely ask someone to get moving but also want to keep the "may your descendants forever feel my mild road rage" option open 😂🚗📢
I’m so introverted, I only listen to house music.
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When your playlist is a fortress of solitude 🎶🏠😂
Whoever salts the fries at McDonald’s needs to come do the roads.
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When McDonald’s fries can double as road de-icers, we’re officially living in a fast food winter wonderland! 🍟❄️🚗