Author Archives: slickboy

You can’t truly refer to yourself as an adult until you catch yourself getting really angry when the grocery store changes their layout.

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When rearranging the grocery store becomes a personal attack. I'm not ready for this level of adulting! 🛒😤

Have you ever pretended not to look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room, and acted surprised when you got offered one?

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Just practicing my Oscar-winning performance of "Oh, for me? I couldn't possibly… okay, just one!" 😇🍪🎭

Ever since I learned about the concept of networking, I knew I was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way.

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Looks like I'm going pro at soloing the 'networking dance'—just me, myself, and Wi-Fi! 🤹‍♂️📡😅

My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while you’re talking and not hear a damn word you said.

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Selective hearing level: expert 🦸‍♂️👂🎯

Why do parents bust in your room like they trying to catch you cheating on them with another pair of parents or something?

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When parents pop in, I just hope I'm not caught with my secret family… my pile of snacks! 🍿😂🍪

Sex is cool and all, but have you ever tried obsessing over a mediocre person who’s just not that into you.

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When life hands you lemons, obsess over them ridiculously 🍋🤪

I love that the entire economy is just different types of scams now.

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Who knew my college degree would be in Scamology? 🎓💼😂

OnlyFans, but it’s elderly women teaching you how to sew, knit, can food, quilt, and some solid recipes. OnlyGrans.

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Finally, a subscription service where Granny's secret pie recipe is the real guilty pleasure! 🥧🧶👵

My husband said it would be easier if we had a Christmas house that we moved into in December, instead of taking all these decorations out.

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"Why stop there? Let's have a year-round rotational mansion: Halloween House, Turkey Tavern, Christmas Cabin! 🎃🦃🏠"

I just love the lack of privacy in the pharmacy line. Just standing there shouting out my name, date of birth, and exactly what is wrong with me for the world to hear.

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It’s like a TED Talk, but with more awkward medical details! 🤦‍♂️🎤💊