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Shedding those extra opinions is the ultimate cardio! 🏃♂️💨😆
Author Archives: slickboy
For Christmas, I’d like to be understood.
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Thinking of asking Santa for a decoder ring too! 🎅🔍😂
In my retweeting era, because I’m just speechless.
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Just call me the "Silent RT Ninja"—I'm basically retweeting in Morse code 😂🤐🔄
Men playing hard to get when they’re already hard to want, is so funny to me.
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Trying to play hard to get when they're already in stealth mode 😂🤷♂️🔍
Reading a book and coming across a character’s name that you don’t know how to pronounce, so for the rest of the book, every time you see it, your brain just goes ‘skdjfkskakfk.’
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When you’re reading and hit a name roadblock, so your brain goes full keyboard smash mode! 🤯📚😂
That thing they say about getting drunk with the love of your life in a walkable city is no joke. It hits like crack.
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Looks like true love and urban planning are the new dynamic duo 🍷💑🚶♂️🌆
If you’re late for work, don’t forget to look mad when you walk in.
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When you finally make it to work looking like you just escaped a time vortex 😂⏰🌀
If a government has online beef with a pop star, it has already lost.
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When pop stars have more followers than politicians have constituents, it's clear who really runs the world! 🎤💻🌟
Single for Christmas, but at least I won’t be buying presents for a liar.
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At least Santa won't need a receipt from me this year! 🎅💔😅
It’s amazing how much I accomplish around the house right before someone is coming over.
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Just found out my productivity is powered by the panic of unexpected guests! 😅🧹🏃♀️