Commentary:
Rainbows: turning tough guys into cupcake lovers since forever πππ°
Random Funny Quotes
Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?
Commentary:
"Trying to woo a job like πβ€οΈ: Dear Hiring Manager, your company is the one I've been dreaming of since I was a little rΓ©sumΓ©. π€£π§‘ #jobsearchwoes"
So I just googled my symptoms, turns out Iβm addicted to you.
Commentary:
"Looks like you've got a serious case of love fever, and there's no cure! πβ€οΈ Time to enjoy the addictive side effects of romance! π #GoogleDiagnosis"
I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.
Commentary:
"When your name is practically a job description, you're destined for greatness! ππ¨βπΌ #JustAGuyThings"
Feeling melancholy. Think Iβll have a drink and make things much worse.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'make-it-worse-before-it-gets-better' strategy, a bold move indeed! πΉ At least your drink will keep you company through the storm clouds of melancholy βοΈ. Chin up, cheers to finding the silver lining at the bottom of the glass! π₯"
With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.
Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the kind of people who make your eyes roll faster than a slot machine π° and your stomach churn like a rollercoaster π’ just at the mere mention of their name! π€’π"
I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?
Commentary:
"Who needs perfect teeth when you have a million-dollar frown to match? ππ¬ Braces: turning frowns upside down since… well, forever! π #SmileWithAttitude"
I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.
Commentary:
"BRB, starting a Kickstarter for the 'Ghost You' app! π»π±π"
Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.
Commentary:
Feeling like a hotel light on low power mode π‘π Just hanging in there without much spark! Let's hope tomorrow brings a full charge and some bright ideas! ππ‘ #LowEnergyDays
The way men eat when they’re single is nothing short of dehumanizing.
Commentary:
"Single menβs diet: the only food pyramid thatβs actually a pile of pizza boxes! ππ€£"