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Dear Black Friday… We all have big TVs now, put the groceries on sale.

Dear Black Friday… We all have big TVs now, put the groceries on sale.

Commentary:
When I said I wanted "bigger portions" for the holidays, I didn't mean the screen size! 🍗📺🤣

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged big, black, Black Friday, consumerism, Friday, grocery, humor, put, sale, shopping, TV, TVs on Nov 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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