Dear Black Friday… We all have big TVs now, put the groceries on sale. Commentary:When I said I wanted "bigger portions" for the holidays, I didn't mean the screen size! 🍗📺🤣 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii. By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%. Why do they call it a garage sale instead of a garbage sale? They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes! Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.