Eating wings is the opposite of flying. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Wings won't help me fly, but they certainly lift my mood! ππ Related Funny Quotes π€ Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had? Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus. Drinking through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling. Eating dark chocolate is practically eating vegetables. I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.