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If I was a microplastic, I would simply not go in the ocean or anyone’s mouth.

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Why do they have to make things childproof when I’m still functioning at a kindergarten level of dexterity?

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Sex is cool, but have you ever made peace with the horror of being alive.

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You don’t scare me, you’re not my kid noticing her sibling got a bigger slice of cake.

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Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

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I’m writing a fairytale about a printer that just works.

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I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.

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My career plan? Win the lottery and disappear.

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Hey, people, my age. Remember going into the computer lab at school?

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If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s being annoyed by stupidity.