Even wild things have slow mornings. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Proof that even party animals need caffeine Mondays! βοΈπ¦π΄" Related Funny Quotes π€ I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to mess me up. Mornings would be fine if they started later. I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail. I really wish people would stop thinking they need to speak to me in the mornings. Welcome to your 50s, where coffee is the new happy hour and mornings are the new hangover.