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Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

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I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasn’t even Thursday.

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Who needs a dominatrix when you can be beaten up by an automatically retracting vacuum cleaner cable?

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Another fine day ruined by waking up.

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Back to work at last! I couldn’t sleep for sheer anticipation.

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The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

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Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

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Why does the phone ring longer when you’re ignoring the call?

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You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination.

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Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

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If kids these days had a perfume, it would be called Audacity.

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I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

“Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

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Country music is for men who need a little help crying.

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The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

Going viral on Pinterest:

Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night.

Making waves on Discord:

Life is so boring when you don’t have a package on the way.

Going viral on Facebook:

You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?

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They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.

Everybody’s back hurts until it’s time to have sexy time.

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Everybody’s back hurts until it’s time to have sexy time.

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Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?

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When waiting for a flight, there’s always one guy at the gate that makes you think, “As long as I’m not sitting next to him, I’ll be fine.”

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My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

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Congratulations to the sweater, another year of being the most disgustingly named piece of clothing.

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If history repeats itself, I’m getting a pet dinosaur.

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I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

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My boss doesn’t want dogs in the office. But he didn’t say anything about alpacas.

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Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.

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I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

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I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

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Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Some people are like ads, just skip.

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If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

Going viral on WeChat:

Rule #1 for family reunions: Always bring your own car so you can take off whenever you want.

Making waves on Threads:

Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

Just landed via Messenger:

Frankly, I have too many situations and not enough monitors.

Live now on Facebook:

We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.

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It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

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Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.

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