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(To my coworker that’s a year younger than me) You’re like a son to me.

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Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

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Saving on divorce lawyers by staying single.

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“Stand up for yourself!” Girl, I have low iron.

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Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

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Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

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My shadow quit because I’m too boring.

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Whoever salts the fries at McDonald’s needs to come do the roads.

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This Monday could have been an email.

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I googled my symptoms, and I just need a day with you in the mountains.

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Is there an app yet that converts voice messages into text messages?

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Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.

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Long-distance couples be like, “I can’t wait,” and then they wait.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Wolves should really raise more people.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I wish my wife’s sighs came with subtitles.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I’m an over-explainer (I explain things too much).

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I’ve walked the walk, but nowadays I just sit the sit.

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Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

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Might lay here until someone draws my chalk outline.

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Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a few minutes.

91 shares on Messenger this month:

Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

33 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Called myself to see if I’d answer, sent me to voicemail. Twice.

23 shares on TikTok this month:

Sex is great, but have you ever had your alarm go off and then realize you don’t have to get up today?

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America is truly the best country in the world at not learning from their mistakes.

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That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

30 shares on TikTok this month:

Please no more relationships that are supposed to be a lesson. I’m already quite the scholar.

31 shares on Pinterest this month:

Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

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Relationship status: he escaped.

30 shares on Messenger this month:

Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that!

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At the club asking for Ibuprofen.

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Hey there, Delilah, what’s it like in new orc city?

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Don’t compare yourself with others. Everyone is better than you.

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“I’m at that stage of Christmas shopping where I start buying myself presents.”

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It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

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What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?

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Nephew showed me his toys on FaceTime, and I had no toys to show him back. Humiliating.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

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Do y’all ever think about how, in Korean, you can’t scream over text because there’s no uppercase… I think about that all the time, for some reason.

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I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do.

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Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

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Hot girls have a private Instagram account with 20 followers.

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The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

Just landed via WeChat:

I said when I retire, I would travel. I just didn’t expect it to be to the doctors.

Live now on WeChat:

Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.

Shared recently on Instagram:

You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

I identify as Michael Jackson, so my pronouns are “he/hee.”

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Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

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What is it called when you’re smart but everything you do is freaking stupid?

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