Five out of six people find Russian Roulette to be a safe activity.

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Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

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As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re searching “Thanksgiving recipes that won’t cause heartburn.”

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An electric car is just another electric chair.

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Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.

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“You’re so chill.” Thanks, I gave up.

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People that ask Grok “Is this true” are the reason our society is getting dumber by the minute.

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I love canceling plans. I didn’t want to go in the first place. I just wanted to be invited.

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I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch.