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Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.
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I got a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m pretty.” Sometimes I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself.
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The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.
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