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When your life plan is a plot twist even you didn't see coming 🤦♀️😂🤰❓
26 Funny 1 quotes
How is every author the #1 New York Times bestseller?
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Seems like they must have a really big font for "#1" on that list! 📚😂 #BestSellerMagic
How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.
Commentary:
Sounds like my room cleaning plan too: step 4, wake up surrounded by "important" treasures! 🕰️🛏️😅
So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”
Commentary:
When life gives you telemarketers, give them a taste of their own menu! 🤣☎️ Press 1 for a good laugh!
Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.
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Who knew dairy math would lead to such udder madness? 🐄😂🥛
Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.
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"That 1% is just me realizing I forgot sunscreen! 😂🌞🏖️ #BeachFail"
I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.
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Riding solo like a music DJ on wheels! 🎧🚴♂️ Who needs a DJ when you can be your own personal playlist curator? No complaints, just endless bops on repeat. 🎶😄
Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.
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"Who knew that mastering the art of gift wrapping would come with a fitness challenge? 🎁💪 Channeling our inner contortionist this holiday season! 😂 #giftwrappinggoals"
If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.
Commentary:
Ah, the beauty of hindsight! 💰💸 Buying 1 Bitcoin ten years ago sure feels like a missed opportunity… or does it? 🤔 Remember, in the world of crypto, even staying the same can be a win! 🚀😂 #HODLgang
I haven’t bought 1 Christmas gift but I got 3 packages on the way for me though.
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Looks like someone is celebrating "Me-mas" instead of Christmas this year 😂📦🎄 Who needs to shop for others when you can treat yourself, right? Enjoy those packages, you deserve it!🎁🎁🎁