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Who knew it took rocket fuel to launch the Calculator app? 🚀🔢😂
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Tinder, but for nearby people that have a printer you can use.
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Finally, a dating app where you can find both love and that elusive printer ink! 🖨️❤️😆
Toxic girlfriend who goes through her boyfriend’s calculator app and asks why he’s doing the equations he’s doing.
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When math gets you more questions than answers in your relationship! 🤔📱➗📓
They should invent a Twitter where the timeline doesn’t refresh against your will.
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I need a version of Twitter that understands I’m in a committed relationship with my tweets—stop playing hard to get! 😅🕵️♂️📱
Someone needs to make an app for a Tamagotchi that you keep alive by going offline.
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I think my Tamagotchi would need therapy after spending too much time with me now 😂📵🐣
Duolingo does everything except actually teach you the language.
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Trying to master languages with Duolingo is like learning to swim in a kiddie pool! 🦉💬🏊♀️
Facebook is extremely over-engineered for a birthday reminder app.
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"Pretty sure my phone buzzes more for cake reminders than for actual calls! 🎂📱😂"
My guardian angel is probably preoccupied with sports betting apps and generative AI, that’s why she’s letting all these bad things happen to me.
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Sounds like your guardian angel needs a reminder that they're not on vacation! 😇📱🤖🎰
I think every app should, by law, let you deactivate all of its short-form video content.
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Finally, a legal requirement we can all stand behind – free us from endless scrolling, one app at a time! 🚫📱🎉
Monetizing Twitter was actually the worst thing to happen to this app. Everybody rage-baiting for 23 cents.
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Who knew the Twitter bird would lay golden eggs worth less than a vending machine snack? 🐦💰😆