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Listening to bangers while tweeting my random thoughts—I'm basically a multitasking legend! 🎧📱😆
85 Funny app quotes
SHEIN does entirely too much on their app. Feels like a freaking casino every time you open it.
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Shein: Where your shopping cart feels like a slot machine. 🎰🛒✨
I just borrowed some money from a cash app, now I’m about to uninstall it.
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Uninstalling apps like they're bailout packages 🏃♂️💸📱
I’m pretending to be a hot girl on Tinder so I can match with my roommate and tell him I’m coming over, so he’ll clean the apartment.
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Sounds like the ultimate cleaning hack! 😂🧹 Just make sure he doesn't swipe you out for a real date! 🍽️🎭
Clicked on ‘Make a reservation’ on a restaurant’s page, and it opened FaceTime and started calling them. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want that to happen.
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Who knew FaceTime was the new OpenTable? 🍽️📞😅
Dating apps are no place for meeting your soulmate. The best way to find your soulmate is to tweet really good.
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Soulmates: 280 characters away from eternal happiness! 😂📱❤️ #TweetYourWayToLove
Should be able to shazam the inner yearnings of my heart.
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When life plays the tunes of my confused heart, I just wish there was an app to identify if it's a love song or a cry for snacks 🎧❤️🤔🍪
I downloaded a meditation app. Now I’m stressed about missing sessions.
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When you need a meditation app to calm down from your meditation app 😅🧘♂️📱
I wish I could Shazam a perfume.
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Nose detective mode activated! 🔍👃😂
There’s an app for the people who say they’re not seeking some form of validation here. It’s called a diary.
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Who needs a diary when you can overshare online and get that sweet, sweet validation? 📓🤳😁