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I’m glad it’s not snowing. I can’t imagine shoveling snow in this heat.

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I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.

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Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.

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Banks: You are broke, so we are going to charge you for being broke.

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I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face.

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I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolved into a higher state of awesome.

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The struggle to get off the couch and into bed is real.

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I leave the blue tick on WhatsApp so that people can see exactly when I wasn’t interested.

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Plot twist: weed is addicted to me.

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Rest here, weary doom-scroller, you’ve seen enough bullshit for one day.

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Making waves on Reddit:

Do you think protein wants to be in all these things?

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I’m really getting tired of being a responsible adult.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Since I tolerate gluten and lactose well, I can afford a few intolerances in the interpersonal area.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

My son loves Monty Python. My work here is done.

Going viral on Snapchat:

My neighbors listen to really good music, whether they like it or not.

Breaking via Pinterest:

I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.

Trending via Twitch:

I am not leaving this house until my hoodie strings are even.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Whales go days, sometimes weeks at a time without giving anyone their opinion.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can.

Live now on TikTok:

Normalize saying, “Just as the oracle foretold,” when things go your way.

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The question is, what will kill humanity this century? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?

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All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

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The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

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Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.

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If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

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Why did they call it an AI-generated picture and not a ‘fauxtograph’?

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92 shares on Facebook this month:

I’ve taken a long, hard look at myself. I won’t be doing that again.

56 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sorry, I had to cancel plans. The prophecy said so.

23 shares on Discord this month:

Got a botched circumcision, now my willy wonka.

86 shares on Discord this month:

That thing they say about getting drunk with the love of your life in a walkable city is no joke. It hits like crack.

34 shares on Messenger this month:

You can’t get a good night’s sleep anymore because of woke.

95 shares on Pinterest this month:

First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

52 shares on Reddit this month:

Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet.

68 shares on X this month:

I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

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I bet the kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were surprised when found out their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

17 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around.

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Masturbation is easy, but choosing a video is hard.

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“You’re a cougar!” God forbid a woman gives back to the youth.

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So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life.

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Tuesday is just another Monday, but reheated.

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My stress stresses me out to the point where I’m too stressed to deal with my stress.

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I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her.

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Rare earth, this rare earth, that. There’s nothing more rare on this earth than affordable housing in a walkable neighborhood.

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Apartments show you 44 pics of the lobby. Man, I ain’t living in there.

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Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

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Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

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I’m no expert, but I don’t think the United Kingdom is very united.

Going viral on YouTube:

If I text you at 8:10, you’re supposed to reply at 8:09.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

Trending via Reddit:

Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.

Just shared via Discord:

There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

Shared recently on Threads:

When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.

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My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.

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Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.

Just shared via Snapchat:

How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.

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It’s called Boxing Day because you’re supposed to spend it eating boxes.

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The question is, what will kill humanity this century? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?

All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.

If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

Why did they call it an AI-generated picture and not a ‘fauxtograph’?

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