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Where do you see yourself five beers from now? What’s your five-beer plan?

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β€œYou should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics?

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Perks of dating me: you will be the hot one.

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The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.

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Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?

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No one is more hated than those two people who start a standing ovation.

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I’m sorry you had a bad experience at our restaurant. To make it up to you, here is a coupon for more of our terrible, terrible food.

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I got called “pretty” today! Well, the full sentence was “You’re pretty annoying,” but I only focus on the positive things.

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I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

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Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun.

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My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.

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I’m so single, even my husband won’t match with me on Tinder.

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I’m disgusted by the amount of nudity on Netflix these days. There’s hardly any. What am I even paying for?

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No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

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I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

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Welcome to your 40s: here’s ten pounds.

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Don’t blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor got slapped.

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If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

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To cut a long story short, I became a film editor.

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I just sneezed and farted at the same time. I think my body just took a screenshot.

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Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

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What idiot called it Catfishing your Tinder Contacts and not Playing With Matches?

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Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.

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If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to β€œJust Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.”

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The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.

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That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.

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The only way to my heart is with a knife.

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Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

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Nudes are outdated. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

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My showers take so long because I always hold a shower concert.

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Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

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Humans can accomplish so much, unless it’s parking at a shopping center during the holidays.

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But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.

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There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.

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I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis.

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If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

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All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg.

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Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

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The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

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