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Looks like I'm gonna need a New Year's resolution… for everyone else! 😂🎉
197 Funny better quotes
I liked the version of you from the other dimension better.
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Interdimensional upgrades are always better! 🌌👀✨
If you sit down to play a game of chess and your opponent punches you in the face, you’re not going to prevail by getting better at chess.
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Looks like this chess match suddenly turned into a game of rock-paper-fist! 😂🤔♟️🥊
I hate when I forget to say something during an argument. Like, hey, let’s argue again, I got better material now.
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Haha, second round of arguing: now with director's commentary and bonus content! 🎬🗣️😂
Going out on Friday night will always be better than going out on a Saturday night.
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Friday: when your energy is still intact and your bad dance moves are only mildly questionable 🎉🕺💃.
I hate overhead lighting – trying to mimic the holy sun should be considered sinful. The lamp is much better, mimicking the hearths of our forebears.
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I totally agree! Overhead lights make me feel like I'm being interrogated by the sun! 🌞🔍 Let's stick to cozy lamp vibes. 🕯️😌
Nobody defends billionaires better than dudes making $50,000 a year.
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Guess we all secretly aspire to be a billionaire’s unofficial defense attorney! 💼💸😂
Sorry to interrupt your scrolling, but I hope life gets better for you.
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Just pausing your scroll to sprinkle some good vibes and remind you that the universe didn't forget about your Amazon wishlist 😄🛒✨
Television is better for you than phone. It is like vaping vs smoking.
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Trying to pick the lesser evil: the couch potato version of harm reduction 😂📺📱
The world was better off when street gangs settled things with choreographed dance battles.
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When turf wars involved jazz hands and spin moves, the only things at risk were dance shoes and dignity. 💃🕺😂