50 Funny both quotes

• Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

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  best, both, fun, happiness, humor, i, intimacy, joy, laughing, life, lot, orgasm, pleasure, relationship, things, want

• Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

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  50s, aging, both, contacts, doctor, health, humor, life, life stage, pharmacist, stage, welcome

• 69 but we both just farting.

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  awkward, awkward moment, both, date, fart, humor, just, laughter, moment, relationship

• We are both insane on the web, I think we can make it work.

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  both, connection, humor, i, insane, online, relationship, think, web, work

• You told your cat how much you love him, but now it’s morning, the sun is out, you’re sober, and it’s just weird for both of you.

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  both, cat, just, love, morning, much, sober, sun, told, weird

• Being bilingual means stuttering in both languages.

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  being, bilingual, both, comedy, communication, humor, languages, learning, means, stuttering

• She is both the storm and the shelter.

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  both, contrast, duality, humor, nature, personality, shelter, storm, strength

• I hope this email kills us both.

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  both, communication, email, frustration, hope, humor, i, sarcasm, stress, us, work

• There are only two kinds of people, and I avoid them both.

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  avoid, both, humor, i, kinds, only, people

• Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

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  3 weeks ago

  affinity, bin, both, care, comparison, dirty, exploring, humor, parenting, puppy, smelly, toddler, trash

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