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Kevin Costner better have some serious dance moves if he's taming two wolves at once! 🐺💃🐺
51 Funny both quotes
Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster… so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.
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Patiently perfecting the art of slow exits since… now. 🚗⏳👻
I literally never want to be the bigger person again. We can both go to hell.
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Going to start carrying a one-way ticket to the pettiest destination, just in case 😂🔥🎟️
Unfortunately for the both of us, I really like you.
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Well, looks like we're both stuck in the "like" trap! 😅❤️
When a girl says “5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.
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Looks like we're going into overtime! Better warm up those snacks and settle in for the long haul 😂⏱️🍿🏈
I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.
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Enjoying that premium silent service experience! 🤫🚗😄
You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?
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When life turns into a game of double middle-finger charades 🤨👐🏼😂
Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.
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All I’m saying is, if there’s an elephant in the room, might as well give it a front row seat 🐘🍿😆
Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river.
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Why do dogs love rivers? They get to paws and reflect! 🐾😂💦
Kissing while both wearing baseball caps is so hard. How do baseball players do it?
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"Maybe they call a time-out. 😂⚾️👒 #BaseballKisses"