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Trying to stay under the Google radar like a stealthy ninja while searching for secret burger recipes 🍔🤫🥷
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The angel and devil on my shoulders are both completely fed up with me.
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Even my imaginary friends are requesting a transfer 😂👼😈
If Liverpool play Real Madrid right now, both teams will lose the game.
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I guess it'd be the first case of mutually assured soccer destruction! ⚽💥😂
Inside you, there are two wolves. Kevin Costner is dancing with both of them. I don’t know how this works.
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Kevin Costner better have some serious dance moves if he's taming two wolves at once! 🐺💃🐺
Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster… so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.
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Patiently perfecting the art of slow exits since… now. 🚗⏳👻
I literally never want to be the bigger person again. We can both go to hell.
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Going to start carrying a one-way ticket to the pettiest destination, just in case 😂🔥🎟️
Unfortunately for the both of us, I really like you.
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Well, looks like we're both stuck in the "like" trap! 😅❤️
When a girl says “5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.
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Looks like we're going into overtime! Better warm up those snacks and settle in for the long haul 😂⏱️🍿🏈
I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.
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Enjoying that premium silent service experience! 🤫🚗😄
You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?
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When life turns into a game of double middle-finger charades 🤨👐🏼😂