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51 Funny both quotes

Funny both quotes are the perfect mood boosters to sprinkle a little laughter into your day! 😂 Whether you’re in need of a chuckle or just want to lighten the mood, these witty and clever sayings are your go-to secret weapons. They’ll leave you giggling and eager to share the joy with friends. Who knew words could be this fun? 😄✨ Dive into the world of humor and let the giggles begin! 🎉

The sexual orientation where you’re attracted to both and men and women but they’re not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed?

Posted onMay 23, 2026

“Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

You can have kids or you can always know where your scissors are. You can’t have both.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

It’s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Both my wife and my doctor said no more jumping on the bed. But they don’t get it. They don’t know what it’s like to live with the Monkey Instinct.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

“Life is a marathon, not a sprint.” Cool, I dislike both of those things.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

A gentleman opens doors and brings flowers. A man smacks your ass and pulls your hair. A soulmate does both.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Being bi means you say both yay and bruh.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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