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Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

All our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with them. All our cats think we got fired for being lazy.

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At my age, I’m more frightened of a hip break than a heartbreak.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

I think airplanes would be way cooler if the wings flapped like a bird.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

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Never trust a wet fart.

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If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.”

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Freshly posted on Messenger:

Absolutely destroyed my bed last night… I cuddled those covers so hard.

Spotted on Twitch:

Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

Trending via YouTube:

My wife just admitted a mistake. What do I have to do now? What does this mean for my future? Help me!

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Good morning to everyone — except me, because I clearly didn’t get enough sleep.

Spotted on Slack:

They should invent a life where I know what I’m doing.

Just shared via TikTok:

My brain has too many tabs open.

Going viral on YouTube:

Learning to be Alpha from YouTube.

Trending via X:

I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

Going viral on Reddit:

I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”

Freshly posted on Reddit:

One interesting thing I learned in my thirties is that you can leave a bar before it closes.

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Funny bunny quotes are here to hop their way into your heart! 🐰😂 These lighthearted and adorable quotes will have you smiling as they capture the playful and fluffy charm of our favorite long-eared friends. 🌸🐇

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5 months ago
Share →: You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.

Commentary:
"When that dust bunny transforms into an eight-legged ninja, it's time to reevaluate your badass status 🕷️😱 #UnexpectedPlotTwist"
6 months ago
Share →: I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.

Commentary:
Oh, I can totally see the appeal of the Easter Bunny 🐰! Who needs a bearded old man spying on you as you sleep? 😂 Plus, giving candy is much more fun than getting coal! 🍬 #TeamEasterBunny
6 months ago
Share →: Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

Commentary:
🐰👗 "Thanks to Bugs Bunny, I've learned that in tough situations, I don't have to stick to fight or flight – I can always channel my inner pretty lady and sashay my way out of trouble! Who knew a cartoon rabbit could be such a fashion icon and a role model all in one? 💃🏼💁🏻‍♀️"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away.

Commentary:
Who knew bunnies had such impressive wings, right? 🐰✈️ Looks like it might be time for a quick trip to the optometrist! 😅👓

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Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

How old were you when you realized others couldn’t see the matrix?

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

Where do I see myself in 5 years? I don’t even know where I am right now.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

I love my bed so much, what a place.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

The sun really clocks out for the day before I do. That’s insane.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Messenger:

At the dispensary asking which strain will stop the yearning.

Just shared via YouTube:

If you burned CDs for the car so your original copies wouldn’t get scratched, it’s time to schedule your colonoscopy.

Trending via Messenger:

These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

Spotted on TikTok:

Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

Reported on Snapchat:

Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

Just landed via Threads:

“I can’t wait to go back to bed tonight!” Me, 5 minutes after waking up.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Always remember you’re someone’s reason to smile. Because you’re a joke.

Just landed via Facebook:

There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison.

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