Commentary:
"Breaking news: Local citizen scraps life goals, opts for Kardashian royalty instead 👑💍 Can't beat 'em, might as well join 'em, right? Get ready for the glam squad and paparazzi, it's showtime, baby! 📸💃 #KardashianForLife"
61 Funny celebrity quotes
Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.
Commentary:
"Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. No speeding tickets for this eternal heartthrob! 🚗💨✨ #ForeverYoungLeo"
Ok, new plan, I’m gonna marry a Kardashian.
Commentary:
"Looks like the bachelor is aiming high and headed straight for Reality TV Royalty! 💍🌟 Who needs a fairytale ending when you can have a Kardashian cameo instead? 🤣 #KeepingUpWithTheKardashians #NewLifePlan"
People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.
Commentary:
"Breaking news: Celebrities defy expectations by not following your daily death predictions! Stay tuned for more shocking revelations 🤯📺 #ExpectTheUnexpected"
Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.
Commentary:
Oh, the irony of it all! 🙈🦠 It’s a true testament to the unpredictable nature of celebrity endorsements – who knew our fave celebs would turn to cartoon monkeys in times of crisis? 🐒💁♂️ Remember, sometimes even the biggest stars make questionable choices while navigating through uncertain times! #PandemicPloys 🌟
Just cleaned my room in case Beyoncé was somewhere close to my house and her car broke down, and she needed somewhere to sleep.
Commentary:
Hopefully, my room's sparkling enough to make her forget she has her own mansion 🛏️😄✨
Look, the problem with The Life of a Showgirl is that, for maybe the first time in her music career, Taylor Swift has nothing to say.
Commentary:
When Taylor Swift runs out of things to say, you know we're just one album away from "Meow Mix: The Remix" 🐱🎶
Every cat is a little celebrity to me.
Commentary:
My cat won't give autographs without a tuna treat payment! 🐱🎬🐟
Instagram is run by celebrities. Twitter is run by the streets.
Commentary:
Sounds about right! One app for the red carpet, the other for the shoes on the ground! 🎤👠📸
The way Adele works for 6 months and then disappears for 7 years is very much the work-life balance I’m all about.
Commentary:
Adele, teaching us the real work-life balance: 6 months on, 7 years off—now that's a career plan I can belt out to! 🎤😴🎶