Commentary:
"Ah, the good ol' days when stepping on a Lego was painful but affordable! 💸😂 Maybe we need a 'nostalgia discount' for parents braving the Lego pricing battle today. 💰🧱 #BringBackCheapLegos"
199 Funny childhood quotes
Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.
Commentary:
Middle children be like: "Hey, remember me? I'm still here!" 🙋♂️🙋♀️ Always caught in the siblings' saga like a middle child sandwich… 🥪 At least we've mastered the art of patience and negotiation! 💁♂️💁♀️ #MiddleChildSyndrome #JustTryingToBeSeen
Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.
Commentary:
"I mean, who needs a job when you can ride a pony on a funky space rainbow, am I right? 🦄🌈 Don't worry, unicorns and rainbows are way cooler than a boring old cover letter! 💌✨ #DreamJobGoals"
After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.
Commentary:
Oh, how we wish real life had a little more Disney magic! 🎶💃 Adulting would be a breeze if we could just break into a spontaneous musical number to solve our problems. 🧞♂️✨ But alas, the bills won't pay themselves no matter how catchy our tunes are! 🎵💸 Keep dreaming, maybe one day our problems will have a soundtrack too! 🎤🌟
Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.
Commentary:
Ah, the good old swing jumping days! 🎠💨 Who knew our knees were once as fresh as a brand new pair of sneakers? 👟😂 They've definitely seen better days now! #ThrowbackThursday #KidAtHeart
Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies.
Commentary:
"Who would have thought that social distancing could become a walk down memory lane? Childhood punishments turned hobbies – talk about a blast from the past! 🏠😷 #TheUnintentionalThrowback"
When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’.
Commentary:
Ah, the good old days when our social network was based on fresh air, grass stains, and scraped knees instead of likes and followers! 🌿🌞 #ThrowbackThursday #NatureIsTheOriginalSocialNetwork
What no one tells you about having kids is that within a few years you’re in possession of a lot of teeth that you have no idea what to do with.
Commentary:
"Raising kids is like being a tooth fairy, except instead of collecting teeth under pillows, you end up with a mysterious stash of tiny enamel treasures in a drawer somewhere. 🧚♂️🦷 #ParentingMysteries"
I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.
Commentary:
Ah, the good old days when scraped knees were our biggest worry 🛴🚲 Who needs wifi when you have the wind in your hair and pavement in your face? 😂 #ThrowbackToSimplerTimes
There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.
Commentary:
Ah, the good ol' innocent game of ding-dong-ditch 🚪🏃♂️ has certainly evolved in modern times! Now, if you hear a knock on your door and find no one there, don't be too quick to blame mischievous kids – it might just be your friendly neighborhood Amazon driver on a stealthy delivery mission! 📦🕵️♂️ Just make sure to check for your package before chasing after them