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Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

My ego is bruised so I’m going to ice it with some cold beer.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

Dollar Tree needs to just go ahead and rename it to A Couple Dollars.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

Euthanizing my Tamagotchi.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

If you’re a guy and you’re struggling right now, just remember nobody cares, and it does get worse.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

How many cups of coffee is OK to have every day? Is it eight? I’m pretty sure it’s eight.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

Wake me when AI does housework.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first, since you’re all so eager.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

Referring to normal shoes as non-bowling shoes.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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219 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,488

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,488

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,387

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Slack:

I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?

Just landed via Reddit:

I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”

Seen just now on Instagram:

If you breakdance you buy dance.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

My ex was like “I know a spot,” then took me to the lowest point in my life.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Diarrhea. Having it. Spelling it. Everything about it is shit.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

You gotta wonder why they just don’t make all bread garlic bread.

Breaking via Messenger:

At this point, if you buy Tesla, everyone is just going to assume you are a loser.

Going viral on Slack:

There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

81 shares on Messenger this month:

I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.

47 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I don’t hate you. I just don’t like that you exist.

15 shares on Reddit this month:

I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid.

69 shares on Messenger this month:

If people love cheese so much, why are they mad when someone smells like cheese.

92 shares on Instagram this month:

Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

81 shares on TikTok this month:

Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.

91 shares on Twitch this month:

Not everyone realizes this, but if you clean the pile of receipts out of a purse and stack them together, it makes a teeny tiny book about why you’re broke.

99 shares on Slack this month:

An adventure and a dragon would cure me.

93 shares on Facebook this month:

Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

53 shares on Facebook this month:

Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.

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Hot Jokes 💥

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

This meeting could have been a cave painting.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

If the man is silent, he is a thinker. If the woman is silent, the thinker is in big trouble.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

When the job market is so bad that you’re going to follow your dreams instead.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams!

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Good morning only to the complexity and uncertainty of everything.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

219 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,488

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,488

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,416

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

I hope all of you get laid and not laid off this year. Amen.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

Another day of waking up cute instead of wealthy, so I guess I have to go to work.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

Musk goes “exactly,” and it’s the stupidest tweet you’ve ever read in your entire life.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

Telemarketer: “Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?” Me, handing the phone to my cat: “It’s for you.”

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

My running speed is very slow because the Discman wasn’t allowed to shake in the past.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

Going viral on Reddit:

Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.

Spotted on Messenger:

Commenting “This could be us” on her pics with her boyfriend.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

You’re not a real baddie until a man has tried to forbid you from posting on social media.

Live now on Threads:

My whole life is basically a blooper reel.

Seen just now on X:

Divorcing my wife to focus on my porn addiction.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.

Shared recently on YouTube:

They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.

Trending via Discord:

It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

Making waves on Facebook:

Not to be dramatic, but when I accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life.

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