Commentary:
"BRB, testing if my cat is a certified spa treatment! 😹🧖♀️🐱 #FurRealRelaxation"
199 Funny comfort quotes
Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.
Commentary:
"Living that wild Friday life: horizontal and in full starfish glory! 🌟🛌✨"
The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.
Commentary:
"Living that pajama princess life! 👑😴 #SlumberQueen"
Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside?
Commentary:
"Why stop at outdoor heating? Let's make outdoor refrigerators a thing too! 😂❄️🍹"
I hate when people tell me I need to “get out of my comfort zone,” like I don’t even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable.
Commentary:
"Comfort zone? What's that? Is it located somewhere between 'Anxiety Avenue' and 'Awkward Alley'? 😅🤷♂️ #PerpetuallyUncomfortable"
Sugar held my hand through every breakup.
Commentary:
"Forget Prince Charming, I'll take a donut any day! 🍩❤️🤣"
Absolutely destroyed my bed last night… I cuddled those covers so hard.
Commentary:
"Guess your comforter never stood a chance! #CuddleKing/Queen 🛏️🐻💥"
My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.
Commentary:
"Guess my PJs are practicing social distancing from drama! 😆🛌🚫🗣️"
Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.
Commentary:
"Exactly! Sugar's the real MVP when your 'lettuce' down! 🧁🥳😂"
If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.
Commentary:
"Who knew the secret to happiness was pocket money therapy? 💸😂🤗"