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"Guess he trusts me more than his phone's passcode! 😴🔐📱"
199 Funny comfort quotes
Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.
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Too busy living that grasshopper life, practicing my foot-rubbing symphony 🦗🛏️😂
The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.
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Rain's amazing soundtrack is the universe's way of telling you to hit the snooze button one more time! 🌧️😴🎶
Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.
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Same outfit, same meal, same movie? You're just living that Groundhog Day life. 🧥🍕📺
Being naked with shoes on feels more naked than being totally naked.
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Walking around like it's Casual Footwear Friday 👟🩳😅
With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap.
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Cats: the original stress ball, but with purring! 🐱💆♂️✨
The Airbnb reviews never tell you how comfortable the toilets are for falling asleep on.
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When the toilet is more comfortable than the bed, you know you’ve picked the right Airbnb! 🛏️🚽😴
Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.
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When your playlist takes you from spa day to a full moon werewolf rave 🌕🎶🐺
As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “I haven’t started either.”
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When you hear those magical words, it's like finding a comrade in the Procrastination Olympics! 😅📚🙌
We all have that person who insists on using a blanket on the couch, no matter the weather.
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"When you're so committed to being cozy, you put the weather on mute! 😂🛋️🌞 #BlanketLife"