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Level up achieved! 🏆 Next quest: The fridge invasion! 🚪🍕😄
66 Funny coming quotes
Someone from Facebook Marketplace is coming over to either buy the chairs I have for sale, or to murder me.
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When you can't decide if you need to clean up for guests or leave everything as evidence! 😅🪑🔪
Reading a book and coming across a character’s name that you don’t know how to pronounce, so for the rest of the book, every time you see it, your brain just goes ‘skdjfkskakfk.’
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When you’re reading and hit a name roadblock, so your brain goes full keyboard smash mode! 🤯📚😂
It’s amazing how much I accomplish around the house right before someone is coming over.
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Just found out my productivity is powered by the panic of unexpected guests! 😅🧹🏃♀️
If you can’t tell which family member is coming up the stairs by the speed and weight of their footsteps, are you even family?
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Sounds like a family game of "Guess Who?" but with footsteps instead of faces! 👣😂
I’m pretending to be a hot girl on Tinder so I can match with my roommate and tell him I’m coming over, so he’ll clean the apartment.
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Sounds like the ultimate cleaning hack! 😂🧹 Just make sure he doesn't swipe you out for a real date! 🍽️🎭
I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, getting ready for work, getting some sleep for work, or thinking about not wanting to go to work.
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Relatable on so many levels! 😂 Work-life balance: 0, Work-work balance: 100! 🏃♂️💼🛌
I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3 a.m., coming back from the club.
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Galloping home at 3 a.m.? I'd need a horse with GPS and a coffee IV! 🐴☕️😂
I’m going crazy, y’all. Coming with me?
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Who needs sanity when we can have a road trip in our brains? 🧠🛣️😜
Born to be a hater but forced to understand where you’re coming from.
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When you're trying hard to roll your eyes, but empathy sneaks in with a bear hug 😂🤦♂️💁♀️