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I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.

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RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

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The best time to start a family fight is now. It gets you out of buying relatives gifts.

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I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

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Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

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Is it possible to die of horniness? Asking for a friend.

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One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

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Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

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Today’s book recommendation: “The Art of Silence” by the famous Chinese philosopher Shut-Up.

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Could someone please come over here and be the adult? I’m too tired.

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Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

Just landed via Slack:

Together, I can beat schizophrenia.

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I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

Just landed via Telegram:

Have kids so you can live in a house full of people who can’t find anything.

Spotted on Telegram:

God knew I’d be too powerful if He made me not annoying to women.

Seen just now on TikTok:

All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

Seen just now on Discord:

I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

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Starting to think business is standing on me.

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I don’t post for money or fame, I post because there’s something seriously wrong with me.

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Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

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Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

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So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

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I have no beef with vegetarians.

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God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

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I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

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I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.

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The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

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I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

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Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

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Drive like no one is watching.

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Freshly posted on Pinterest:

You’re so productive for your wage.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

You can get addicted to a certain kind of swagness.

Reported on Messenger:

Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.

Live now on Reddit:

Being abducted by aliens could be just the vacation I need right now.

Making waves on Twitch:

Most of being a woman is just removing exclamation points from emails before you send them.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.

Seen just now on Discord:

I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.

Seen just now on Telegram:

You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

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Thrifting must be so awesome for big guys and extremely small women.

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Took a personality test and the results just said “uh-oh”

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