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Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

Right before rock bottom, you’ll have a city builder game on your phone.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

I keep my mind active by worrying.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

They should build a separate grocery store for people who have actually purchased food before, know how to push a cart, and possess at least an ounce of spatial awareness.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

If you don’t know how many x-rays it takes before a person develops super powers, should you really be in a medical profession?

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

My summer body is just my winter body with better lighting.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

My phone is on Do Not Disturb because I am disturbed enough as it is.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Jan 2, 2026

3,694

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Spotted on Threads:

I can feel your energy from two planets away.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Being anti-AI right now feels like being one of the few unbitten humans in a zombie apocalypse.

Spotted on YouTube:

It’s always “your monthly bill is available,” never “this month is on us.”

Seen just now on Reddit:

Job interviewer: “Where do you see yourself in 5 years’ time?” Me: “My greatest strength is that I’m a good listener.”

Trending via LinkedIn:

Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Mr. Beast is like if they made Dubai into a person.

Trending via Messenger:

Nothing makes me feel more powerful than when I write ‘furthermore’ in an email.

Just shared via Slack:

If you haven’t felt old yet today, try explaining to a teenager how little kids used to sit on a phone book at dinner to be able to reach the table.

Shared recently on Threads:

I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing.

Funny complex quotes

Funny complex quotes bring a hilarious twist to deep thoughts 🤯😂, mixing brainy vibes with unexpected laughs! Whether you love wordplay or enjoy a clever punchline, these quotes will keep you entertained and scratching your head at the same time 🤓✨. Get ready to dive into a world where wit meets wisdom, and complexity never sounded so funny! 🎉📚

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“You’re just mad my gut microbiome is way more diverse and complex than yours.”

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Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

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2 months ago

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I have a bit of an inferiority complex. But it’s not a very good one.

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2 months ago

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Kinda miss when crushes were butterflies instead of complex emotional calculations about compatibility and red flags.

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4 months ago

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Social Media Stars ⭐

16 shares on Pinterest this month:

I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.

80 shares on Telegram this month:

I usually don’t flirt, so if I flirt with you, please cooperate.

78 shares on LinkedIn this month:

*Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.

76 shares on X this month:

What are cats even trying to do?

60 shares on Facebook this month:

Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

45 shares on Discord this month:

You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

72 shares on YouTube this month:

I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.

51 shares on Instagram this month:

If you ask him what he admires most about a woman and he says brains, you’ve got yourself a zombie.

39 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

26 shares on Messenger this month:

Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

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Hot Jokes 💥

23 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I trust an insult more than I do a compliment.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Anyone want to meet up and just scream… We could get food after.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,301

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

Kinda miss when crushes were butterflies instead of complex emotional calculations about compatibility and red flags.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

Men have feelings too! Hunger, for example. Or thirst.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

How long do you actually have to wear a muscle shirt until you get muscles?

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

First date idea: we walk around a graveyard and guess how people died.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

Gonna tell my dentist that if I’m late, he should start without me.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via X:

My best three minutes of sleep are the ones right before the alarm goes off.

Making waves on YouTube:

How dare you say I’m crazy on the eve of my cat’s wedding?

Going bananas on Twitch:

I have never “lit up a room” unless you count arson.

Spotted on Twitch:

Come on, brain, release the happy chemicals.

Trending via Telegram:

She is both the storm and the shelter.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Might mess around and reply “history will absolve me” to all work emails.

Spotted on Twitch:

Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.

Broadcasted on X:

People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Breakfast in bed: where your cozy blanket turns into a crumby crime scene.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

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