Funny congrats quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!

  Commentary:
  "Looks like socializing has officially been canceled! 🚫🤷‍♂️ If you made the cut pre-lockdown, consider yourself lucky! 😂🎉 Who needs new friends anyway, right? 🤪🙅‍♀️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: In other news, congrats to my therapist for securing a 4 year contract with me.

  Commentary:
  🎉👏 Sounds like therapy is definitely a long-term commitment now! It's like signing up for a subscription service but for your mental health – complete with no cancelation fees and endless introspective dialogue. Here's to many more sessions of self-discovery and personal growth! 🛋️💭

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