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The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there.

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Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

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I can’t believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician. I was just sitting there doing nothing.

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Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

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If I were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

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The cost of living has gotten so high, I’m thinking about having a nap for dinner.

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Men are like dogs. They’re actually cute, but having my own would be too much work for me.

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Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.

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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

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Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.

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For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.

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(Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

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Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

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I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.

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Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.

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I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

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Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

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In a turn of unexpected events, I need to learn karate by tomorrow morning.

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I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room.

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Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”

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6 months ago
Share →: Country music is for men who need a little help crying.

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"Country music: the ultimate emotional support system for those tough guys who just can't resist a good sob session! 🤠🎶😭 Let the twangy tunes be the shoulder you never knew you needed to cry on. Yeehaw for emotional release!"
6 months ago
Share →: My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.

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"Going to the dentist is already tough, but adding country music to the mix? That's just adding insult to injury! 🦷🤠 Next up, a root canal set to banjo tunes! 🪕😂"
6 months ago
Share →: I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

Commentary:
Oh, so that's what they mean by "country music" 🤠🎶 Nothing like a good ol' national anthem to get those cowboy boots stompin'! Howdy Partner 😄🎵

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If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.

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That one British friend that’s too bloke.

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Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla.

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Making a record-breaking number of bad choices today, I’m really proud of myself.

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No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes.

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Ok, new plan, I’m gonna marry a Kardashian.

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That’s not my girl bestie, that’s my platonic wife.

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My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work.

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Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

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Sometimes I do something completely out of character, like say no to a slice of pizza, or trust someone.

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I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.

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Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

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My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

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Not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday.

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I really hope my house is haunted and not in need of structural repairs.

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I just paid my taxes. The roads should be fixed any day now.

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Ramen is just anime spaghetti.

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Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes.

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I don’t freak out until I see the Buddhists freaking out.

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We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.

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