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I’m a huge fan of saying “You’re welcome” really loudly when people don’t say thank you.

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I have tasted academic validation. I have tasted romantic love. I recommend getting a hobby.

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You’d think someone in the room would’ve spoken up like “hey guys, maybe it’s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them all”.

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I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

Foolproof? Yeah, well we’ll see about that.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

Girls only want one thing, and it’s to be photographed candidly on 35mm film.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

Who develops the algorithm? I want to speak to the manager.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

Ever since I was little, I always knew I wanted to retire.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

That uncle who kept his distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense to you as you get older.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Jan 2, 2026

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Making waves on LinkedIn:

Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Nothing I do for money is passion-based. It’s just pure hatred for being broke.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Was complaining to my mom about my daughter’s attitude and she told me I should’ve named her payback.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Apartments show you 44 pics of the lobby. Man, I ain’t living in there.

Shared recently on TikTok:

“Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me.

Seen just now on X:

Life is short, flirt with me!

Making waves on Facebook:

I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast, it had to be done by Elvis.

Shared recently on Discord:

If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs.

Making waves on WeChat:

My favorite Slipknot member is the one who wears the mask.

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I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her.

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37 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

44 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

61 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Men call us “gold diggers” when we expect them to pay for a meal. Honey, a gold digger goes after yachts, not a piece of chicken.

30 shares on Reddit this month:

Staring at the sky for answers, nothing new.

30 shares on Slack this month:

I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.

100 shares on Pinterest this month:

Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

39 shares on YouTube this month:

There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

97 shares on Reddit this month:

I do believe TikTok saves the funniest videos for late at night. There’s no way.

41 shares on Facebook this month:

Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.

68 shares on Pinterest this month:

How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

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Two sheep walk into a baaaaa.

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AirPods are hungry for earwax. It’s your job to feed them.

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Rise and grind your teeth gently while ruminating over every past mistake.

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Hide and seek, except it’s my husband searching for where he last put his pants.

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Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

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I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat.

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Stages of Christmas shopping: 1. There’s plenty of time. 2. Oh no!

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Oh you won a gold medal at the Olympics? My watch just congratulated me for standing up.

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My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

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When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

How many times does one have to open the fridge door before cake appears inside?

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

Not really interested in anything that isn’t everything.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

I don’t mind pulling your cart — I’ve been chasing the carrot anyway, and it’s in the same direction.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

You’re in her DMs, she’s in my bed whining that it’s too cold. Can you come get her?

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Reddit:

“I’m in a really good place right now, not mentally. I’m just indoors with air conditioning.”

Going viral on Snapchat:

Laugh all you want. My Encyclopedia Britannica set will never require WiFi.

Just landed via YouTube:

I’m at the age where I see a huge, beautiful mansion in a movie and think, “How much does it cost to heat that house in the winter?”

Shared recently on Facebook:

Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

Just landed via Twitch:

My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.

Live now on Snapchat:

I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen.

Shared recently on Instagram:

You wish you had this many chins.

Shared recently on TikTok:

If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.

Shared recently on X:

I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

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