27 Funny crisis quotes

• I don’t need a midlife crisis. My whole life is a crisis.

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  crisis, existential, humor, i, joke, life, midlife, need, perspective, whole

• I’ve got midlife crises older than you.

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  age, crisis, humor, joke, life, life stages, midlife, midlife crisis, older, remark, stages, witty, witty remark

• I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.

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  activity, birdwatching, crisis, escape, gone, hobby, humor, midlife, nature, straight

• Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis?

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  absurdity, conversation, crisis, excuse, existential, existential crisis, finish, food, going, humor, irony, me, question, sir

• How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.

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  crisis, cult, direction, existential, existential crisis, humor, i, life, need, recruitment, self-help

• Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.

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  40s, adulthood, aging, awake, crisis, having, humor, just, midlife, self-awareness, welcome

• I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed.

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  bed, body, breakfast, crisis, eating, eating in bed, gym, gym membership, humor, i, indulgence, me, membership, midlife, midlife crisis, revenge, revenge body, self-care, Snickers, want, wish

• Has anybody else completely lost it or is it just me and Kanye?

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  celebrity, crisis, else, health, humor, identity, identity crisis, just, Kanye, lost, lost it, me, mental, mental health, relatable

• I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

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  adulthood, after, all the time, another, concurrently, crisis, forever, humor, i, life, life struggles, multiple, once, struggles, think, time, used, wrong

• Is it too late to reset my life back to factory settings?

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  back, crisis, existential, existential crisis, factory, factory settings, humor, late, life, reset, settings

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