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April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine.

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“I’m going to try underthinking about a situation, and see if that works.”

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My teen is asking for noise-cancelling headphones like I’m going to give him the gift of ignoring me better.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

Never trust someone who can eat 24/7 but is still skinny.

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She was rare. Like a parking spot in the front row on a rainy day.

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The sheer audacity of life to ask anything of me today.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

The worst person you know is in therapy right now, being told they need to put themselves first.

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And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.

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Another beautiful day, ruined by responsibility.

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My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

The human body is incredible. It’s like, “Oh, you’re stressed and sad? Here, enjoy this acne.”

Going bananas on WeChat:

I don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door.

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Unfortunately, a great many problems in life can be solved by just being hotter.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

If you don’t have anything nice to say, sign up for Twitter.

Making waves on Slack:

Do we barbecue with women or without salad?

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Don’t throw hate at me, throw money!

Seen just now on WeChat:

Google AI is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn’t work.

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I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

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When I feel stupid, I like to remind myself that I got my bachelor’s degree without ChatGPT.

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The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

1 month ago

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No need for a Halloween costume this year because there’s nothing scarier than being in your mid-20s and not knowing who you are or what you want to do anymore.

1 month ago

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I should’ve been a crow. They get to fly around looking goth as hell and seeking retribution. Instead, I have to go to an office and work on my ‘people skills.’

1 month ago

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That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

1 month ago

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Since it’s impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.

1 month ago

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Mid-life crisis? No, no, mid-day crisis. Something happens every day.

1 month ago

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Worst part of being in my 20’s is to be reminded that I’m actually in my mid-40’s.

1 month ago

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(Seeing the guy next to me reading a novel) You know, none of that happened, right?

98 shares on Instagram this month:

Five out of six people find Russian Roulette to be a safe activity.

36 shares on YouTube this month:

Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

87 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

78 shares on Pinterest this month:

Some people are so fake, their lock screens don’t recognize them.

20 shares on YouTube this month:

Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

16 shares on LinkedIn this month:

TVs are like, literally, the only thing that has gotten cheaper as I’ve gotten older.

97 shares on WeChat this month:

It’s kinda weird that in order to go to sleep you have to pretend like you are already sleeping.

57 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’ve been so stressed about getting my shit together that I haven’t gotten any of my shit together.

39 shares on Messenger this month:

Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

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Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

“You’re at the age where both 1990 and 2003 are flirting with you.”

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I hate to brag, but I’ve been the biggest mistake of numerous people’s lives.

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It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with.

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I’m seriously considering adoption. Who wants me?

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Where do we acquire the ducks that we’re supposed to be putting in a row?

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Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

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Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

Polar lights: when the sky forgets it’s supposed to be boring.

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I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

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Only in America can a kid wear $150 shoes, sip a $8 coffee, and post from a $1,200 phone about being oppressed and claiming capitalism has failed them.

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Making waves on LinkedIn:

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

Trending via Discord:

Insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don’t.

Going bananas on X:

“You’re always sleeping!” God forbid a girl wants to be unconscious.

Breaking via Instagram:

My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.

Just landed via Pinterest:

My transformation into a bitter, angry old woman is almost complete.

Just shared via Instagram:

I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

Trending via Threads:

I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not too sure any more.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

Making waves on YouTube:

Most insane people live outside of madhouses.

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