Funny current events quotes

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  1 week ago

  View →: Who needs dystopian fiction when you can watch the news?
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: What an awful time to be even remotely aware of what is going on in the world.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?
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  3 months ago

  View →: We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

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