Funny current events quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Who needs dystopian fiction when you can watch the news?

  Commentary:
  "Why bother with thrillers when the news is already a full-length horror comedy? 🎥📰😂 #RealityShow"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: What an awful time to be even remotely aware of what is going on in the world.

  Commentary:
  "Current world status: 'Sorry, I can't brain today. Too many tabs open!' 🤯🌍 #Overloaded"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?

  Commentary:
  Looks like the Bermuda Triangle is feeling a bit neglected these days! 🧐🌊 Maybe it's time for it to start advertising itself as the best disappearing act in town to regain some attention! 🔮😂 #WheresTheMysteryGone

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  4 months ago

  Share →: We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs April Fools Day when reality is delivering pranks on a daily basis? 😂🃏 Let's just sit back, grab some popcorn, and watch the world put on its own ridiculous show! 🍿🌎 #2020GotJokes"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the scariest thing we'll encounter in haunted houses this year is 2020 news coverage! 👻🏚️ Get ready for jump scares and breaking news alerts! 😱📰

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