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It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

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Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

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My fondest childhood memory is being able to sleep through the entire night and waking up rested.

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Imagine a refund on all the money you spent on alcohol.

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What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

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Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it.

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When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

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I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.

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I’ve reached the age where people talk loudly and slowly to me.

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“Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

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If you don’t laugh at my jokes then I will.

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If I ask “What’s your zodiac sign?” it’s either because we’re vibing or you’re getting on my nerves.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.

Trending via TikTok:

Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

Going viral on Discord:

Sometimes after sex, I wonder what it would be like to have sex as a couple.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Curly fries are my favorite as they’re salty and spiraling, like me.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.

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Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.

Going viral on WeChat:

I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

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Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

Wish I could get paid just for being a sweetheart.

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Humble enough to know I can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me.

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“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

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People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me.

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I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

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I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.

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I’m surprised some of you are allowed out of your house on your own.

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I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.

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Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

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You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

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Just shared via Telegram:

I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.

Going viral on TikTok:

Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.

Seen just now on Slack:

When I bark at a dog, I always worry that I might have inadvertently said something wrong.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

Spotted on Twitch:

Obviously, I’m gonna upload pictures with filters and in my best angles. If you wanna see the ugly side of me, come to my house, but bring ice cream.

Trending via TikTok:

In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe.

Going viral on Reddit:

I feel so discombobulated when supermarkets switch up the aisles without texting me first.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I probably think this song is about me.

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