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Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

The only ex I cheated on is my exam.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

Please don’t ask me to repeat myself. I wasn’t listening either.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

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531 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,124

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17,272

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15,124

Dec 27, 2025

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Breaking via LinkedIn:

Going to work has backfired on me so many times.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Adulting is getting excited to go home and get into bed.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

Trending via YouTube:

People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

Just shared via WeChat:

I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I swear the air gets heavier around 6 p.m. on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

When the executioner asks me what my final words are, I’m just going to start filibustering.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I believe in annoyed at first sight.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

Going viral on Telegram:

I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

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Funny double entendre quotes

Funny double entendre quotes bring cheeky humor and clever wordplay together in one hilarious package 😜✨ Perfect for those who love witty twists and a little naughty fun, these gems keep conversations lively and laughter rolling 😂🔥 Get ready to smile, smirk, and maybe blush a bit—because sometimes, a little double meaning goes a long way! 😉🎉

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Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.

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What base is it when he says, “I know you need it badly,” but he’s talking about sleep?

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2 months ago

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Sex so good, my left hand is making my right hand a sandwich.

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You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

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26 shares on Slack this month:

Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

39 shares on Telegram this month:

A pet resting their little paw on you is a sign of respect in their culture.

94 shares on TikTok this month:

I get jealous when I find someone playing a song I thought only I knew.

83 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.

53 shares on Threads this month:

I want to save money, but all I’m saving are memes.

48 shares on Reddit this month:

I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

94 shares on Threads this month:

My dad told my sister’s new boyfriend to stand at the end of the picture so he can crop him out whenever she dumps him.

39 shares on Pinterest this month:

I have friends in high places (birds).

99 shares on Telegram this month:

Why count sheep when I can count my troubles?

58 shares on Telegram this month:

My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.

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22 folks are currently checking 👀

You cannot go outside for a year or two. Come back, and the same people still be outside in the same places.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

If at first you don’t succeed, the internet will let you know immediately.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Adulthood is just waking up tired one day, and then being tired forever after that.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Hanging out with your parents as an adult is so interesting, cause it’s like, “Oh, so that’s why I’m like this.”

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Love when people summon Grok and there’s no reply. He just doesn’t care sometimes.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

531 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,124

Funny Quotes Topics

17,272

Funny Quotes Images

15,124

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Dec 27, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

No, I can’t tonight. I already have plans to look at my phone somewhere else.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

Don’t forget to be mean to strangers on the internet today, for no reason whatsoever.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

My goal in life is to not have to commit seppuku.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

You should be able to call in sad to work.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

Sleep is a beautiful thing. You don’t miss anyone, you can’t do anything wrong and you simply feel nothing.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on YouTube:

Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

Making waves on Twitch:

There’s an app for the people who say they’re not seeking some form of validation here. It’s called a diary.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

If they’re called leggings, why is your stomach in there?

Going bananas on YouTube:

I’ve found God. It’s my turn to hide now.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

“I” before “E,” except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from weird, feisty, caffeinated weightlifters.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the best thirst trap poster of them all?

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.

Trending via Instagram:

I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

Just shared via Telegram:

Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

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