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Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

I get at least 1,000 steps in waiting for my food to be done in the microwave.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

Guys only want one thing and it’s my grandmother’s meatball recipe.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

A friend of mine decided to cut all the toxic people out of his life, or so I was informed.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

Your coworker is not hot; they’re just within 10 feet of you 40 hours a week.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

When something Asian becomes popular enough, it becomes Mexican.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

I love how all the Black Friday deals this year are just the price of the item before the tariffs.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

The problem with believing that nothing matters except you, is that eventually everyone will just leave you alone to take extra special care of yourself.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

Holding back your sarcastic replies takes a lot of inner strength.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

Just another day of not being hot and rich.

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Spreading quickly via Twitch:

“Nothing beats in-person interaction”. Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

Going viral on X:

Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn’t work out.

Shared recently on TikTok:

If you accept a knighthood, you should have to participate in at least one jousting tournament a year. The tournaments should be televised.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.

Going bananas on TikTok:

“You’re under the weather?” We all are, idiot. It’s in the sky.

Shared recently on WeChat:

If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

Spotted on Instagram:

If they’re called leggings, why is your stomach in there?

Live now on Instagram:

I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Sometimes when I’m having a particularly stressful day, I take a pregnancy test to remind myself that at least one thing in my life is still going as planned.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

12 shares on Instagram this month:

Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”

16 shares on Messenger this month:

Maybe if we paid our streaming services even more, they could stop jacking up the volume on the commercials they make us watch, even though we are paying for the service.

88 shares on Discord this month:

I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore.

56 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Ever since I was little, I always knew I wanted to retire.

69 shares on Facebook this month:

Not to brag, but I just walked upstairs and remembered why.

72 shares on Discord this month:

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons.

55 shares on Pinterest this month:

Grocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line.

61 shares on X this month:

The fact that I procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason I still procrastinate.

39 shares on Twitch this month:

I think it is mandatory, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

25 shares on Messenger this month:

I can’t explain how it works, but one day, you just wake up and like sauerkraut.

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I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

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Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

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Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

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In the 80s, you could literally shrink your kids with a shrink-ray, and your wife wouldn’t divorce you. I’m pretty sure I saw a documentary film about it.

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Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

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I’ve got a headache, and it’s affecting my entire future.

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The feminine urge to act clueless while knowing everything.

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Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

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Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

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The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

Sorry I left you on read, I didn’t mean to open it just yet.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

I have the body of a god. Sadly, it’s Buddha after brunch.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

I don’t know what’s more fun—grocery shopping or making the old men blush by asking if these melons look ripe.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

The true horror genre: my old Facebook statuses.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

Never trust a wet fart.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

Insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don’t.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Pinterest:

Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?

Just landed via Reddit:

You look like you take lavender bubble baths with rose petals, surrounded by candles, bro.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Watching a movie and subtitles not syncing is low-key pain.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.

Just landed via Pinterest:

As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

Going bananas on Facebook:

I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

Going bananas on Discord:

I ghost family members too, so believe me, bro — it’s not personal.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Guilty pleasure? Why would I ever feel guilty about pleasure.

Spotted on Slack:

I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

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