Funny double entendre quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.

  Commentary:
  All I’m saying is, if there’s an elephant in the room, might as well give it a front row seat 🐘🍿😆

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  1 month ago

  Share →: What base is it when he says, “I know you need it badly,” but he’s talking about sleep?

  Commentary:
  "When you think you're sliding into third base, but it turns out you're just passing out on the couch! 😂😴 #SleepIsTheRealMVP"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Sex so good, my left hand is making my right hand a sandwich.

  Commentary:
  "That's one way to keep those hands busy! 😂🥪✋👋"

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  Jan 26, 2025

  Share →: You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old mystery of why it's called a chest! Perhaps it's to remind us that our cleavage is really a hidden treasure trove waiting to be discovered! 💎👀 Who knew our cleavage doubles as a secret storage compartment for all our treasures? #CleavageTreasures"

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