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Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

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The theory that two stacked beds can’t be converted into two regular beds has been debunked.

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Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.

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Marriage is scary, what if he doesn’t want our house to look like my Pinterest board.

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Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.

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The universe clearly isn’t working as it should so someone should turn it off and back on again.

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People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

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Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

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If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.

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Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.

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You don’t scare me, I was married once.

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Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas.

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If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

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Why go to the art museum when I can just stare at you?

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We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I find it extremely hard to believe that you’re rolling on the floor laughing.

Going viral on Facebook:

Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette.

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Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

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Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wіth the whole famіly?

Live now on Discord:

“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

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Funny downtime quotes 😂 are the perfect way to turn boring breaks into moments of laughter! Whether you’re waiting for a slow computer 💻 or just chilling between tasks 🛋️, these witty lines keep the mood light and your smile wide. Ready to brighten your day and make downtime your new favorite time? Let’s dive into some hilarious gems that make every pause worth it! 🎉✨

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My dad’s handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

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I know breakfastless behavior when I see it.

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The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.

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Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

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Dear diary, sorry for only ever talking about myself. How are you? Do you have any hobbies?

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I’m always best at the things I shouldn’t do.

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I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down.

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I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing.

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My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

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Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!”

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Making waves on YouTube:

Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

Going viral on Messenger:

Going to work has backfired on me so many times.

Spotted on Slack:

Next on Tiny Houses: A family of 6 moves into a boat emoji.

Making waves on Twitch:

It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

Making waves on Facebook:

Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.

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I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.

Broadcasted on X:

Why do babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere?

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I’ll let you guys know if the psych ward has wifi.

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God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

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