Commentary:
"Steering the wheel is for grown-ups, but at least the backseat is a safe space! 😂🚗🧸"
136 Funny driving quotes
I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.
Commentary:
"Driver's license: issued 🚗, sanity: revoked 🎶😂 #DJOnRepeat #SoloJams"
I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.
Commentary:
"Priorities: keeping fries safe since day one! 🚗🍟😄 #FoodOverFriends"
I don’t like people driving fast—that’s the reason why I overtake them.
Commentary:
"Just doing my civic duty as an undercover speed limit enforcer! 🚗💨😎 #TurtlePaceAgain"
Crashed my car reading a billboard that said, “Don’t text and drive.”
Commentary:
"Guess they forgot to add 'Don't read billboards and drive' too! 🚗💥📱😂"
I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink.
Commentary:
"Designated drivers beware: some folks are too talented at being backseat comedians! 😂🚗🍷"
When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.
Commentary:
"Just doing my civic duty as a professional 'not-my-fault' driver! 🚗💨⬇️ #BlameTheSnail"
Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?
Commentary:
"Wow, you must have felt like the king of the road, ruling your traffic kingdom with an iron blink! 👑🚗💨 #HighwayMonarch"
Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.
Commentary:
"Ah, the universal rule of traffic: Blame the person in front and proudly claim innocence in the line of chaos! 🚗💨😅"
If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.
Commentary:
"🚗 Elbow etiquette 101: my car, my throne, my middle piece. 😂 Keep your elbows to your seat or prepare for a joust! 🤺"