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Why wait for honks? Blast some music and strut your stuff, green light or not! 🚦💃🎶
136 Funny driving quotes
It’s okay to feed your car a curb, as a little treat sometimes.
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When your car needs a snack but you're all out of oil, just let it nibble on that curb 🍽️😂🚗💥
Today I was in a taxi, and the taxi driver said, “I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!” Then I said, “Turn left.”
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That's a quick way to show him who's really in charge! 😂🚖👌
I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 a.m. and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.
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Driving slow in the fast lane: the real retirement perk 😂🚗💨🕖
Crazy how people can merge perfectly at McDonald’s, but not on the highway.
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Guess everyone’s just motivated by those fries! 🍟🚗😄
Life’s all about crossroads and intersections; unfortunately, I’m a bad driver.
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Sounds like it's time to hire a GPS just for life's detours! 🚦😂🚗
I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff.
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Always helpful to have a reminder not to reenact a scene from Thelma & Louise! 🚗💨🤣
The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.
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Just waiting for that 4-way stop drama to unfold like it's a rom-com's most awkward scene 🎬😅🚦#TrafficTension
Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.
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"Next, they’ll add social media notifications to the road signs! 🙈🚗💥"
I’m like … if parking too far away from the curb was a person.
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Why get too close? I'm just practicing social distancing with curbs! 🚗😂