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On the upside, my kids are helping with the dishes. On the downside, my kids are helping with the dishes.

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You can’t tell me there’s anything better than earplugs; I simply will not hear it.

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I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close.

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Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”

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My goal weight is getting a magician to saw me in half.

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Patience: something you have when there are too many witnesses around.

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There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.

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Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

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Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older.

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According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

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Making waves on LinkedIn:

I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.

Going viral on TikTok:

I wish Amazon would stop finding things I might like.

Breaking via Threads:

I don’t like this new trend of old people wearing shirts of bands I listened to when I was a kid.

Spotted on Messenger:

I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.

Going viral on Telegram:

Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

Going viral on WeChat:

If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.

Live now on Pinterest:

I’m disgusted by the amount of nudity on Netflix these days. There’s hardly any. What am I even paying for?

Going viral on Messenger:

My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

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I don’t freak out until I see the Buddhists freaking out.

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Funny economics quotes

Funny economics quotes bring a hilarious twist to the world of supply, demand, and money matters 💸😂 Whether you’re a finance geek or just curious about why the market behaves like it does, these witty gems will make you smile while thinking about serious stuff 📉😎 Get ready to laugh your way through economic theories and maybe even learn something surprising along the way! 🚀💡

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1 week ago
Share →: Anti-capitalism is just code for “I don’t know how anything works.”

Commentary:
Looks like someone missed the memo on turning rebellion into a profitable side hustle! 💼💸😆
3 months ago
Share →: Due to inflation and tariffs, my love now costs a thing.

Commentary:
Looks like love is no longer priceless, it now comes with a hefty price tag! 💸💔 Better start saving up or find yourself a love bargain during the next sale season! 😉 #LoveIsExpensiveNow
6 months ago
Share →: If the universe is continuing to expand then why does my rent keep going up?

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal mystery of cosmic inflation vs. rental inflation 🌌📈 Maybe our landlords are secretly the architects of the expanding universe? 🤔💸 #RentIsOutOfThisWorld"
6 months ago
Share →: Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

Commentary:
Well, looks like our vocabulary just got a bit cheaper! 📸💸 Better start snapping those selfies, you might just become a best-selling author unintentionally! 📷📚 #InflationaryLanguage #ClickforthWorth
6 months ago
Share →: Inflation is actually a good thing, it means money is going viral.

Commentary:
"Who knew money was the next big influencer? 💸📈 Watch out, world, inflation is the trendsetter we've all been waiting for! #MoneyGoingViral"
6 months ago
Share →: Shorts should be half the price of pants.

Commentary:
"Who knew less fabric could cost more?! 😂🩳💸 But hey, when in doubt, just remember: short on price, long on style! 😎👖 #FashionMath"
6 months ago
Share →: I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

Commentary:
"Well, that's one way to score a deal on groceries – just buy the whole store! 🛒💰 Who needs coupons when you can go straight to the source, right? 😂 #SmartShopper"
6 months ago
Share →: The price of groceries has gotten me thinking about what acorns taste like.

Commentary:
"Grocery bills making you consider getting in touch with your inner squirrel? 🌰🐿️ Maybe acorns are the next big culinary trend! Who needs avocado toast when you can have acorn specialties instead? 😆 #BudgetFriendlyEating"

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I’m just falling in love with my problems now. Maybe they’ll leave me too.

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I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

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One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last year… shame upon the family.

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About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.

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God creating the duck: waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo.

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Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying “I think it’s so brave that you’re here”.

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People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

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You don’t need fun to have alcohol.

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I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.

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Trending via Twitch:

Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.

Reported on Snapchat:

The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.

Making waves on Facebook:

Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I am the opposite of artificial intelligence. I am authentic stupidity.

Spotted on WeChat:

Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

Trending via Instagram:

Have you tried complaining about it?

Spotted on X:

There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.

Just landed via WeChat:

I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I have a great poker face because I have no idea what’s going on.

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