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Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

Zen and the Art of Empty Pockets.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

Drinking 3L of water daily helps you avoid other people’s drama because you’re too busy peeing. Stay hydrated.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

It’s only 9am and I’ve already ruined my son’s entire life by giving him the banana with the brown spot on it.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

When a girl says “5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

They should invent a relationship that doesn’t turn into the worst experience of my entire life.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Dear algorithm, only show this post to the most attractive and successful people.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

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15,510

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

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Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I identify as Michael Jackson, so my pronouns are “he/hee.”

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I don’t care for small talk. I prefer awkward silence.

Breaking via TikTok:

Umbrellas are great if you only want to get wet sideways.

Just shared via TikTok:

Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

If history repeats itself, I’m getting a pet dinosaur.

Seen just now on Twitch:

No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.

Live now on X:

I never learned to swim because I didn’t think it would ever be more than an hour since I last ate.

Going viral on Discord:

When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

90 shares on Reddit this month:

I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

64 shares on Instagram this month:

Being held for questioning sounds more romantic than it is.

42 shares on Messenger this month:

Losing and then immediately gaining weight is my superpower.

48 shares on Reddit this month:

Addicted to bad posture like why is it so comfortable to sit like a cooked shrimp.

81 shares on Twitch this month:

The sexual tension between me and disappearing without an explanation.

10 shares on Slack this month:

Using my one phone call to call Santa.

90 shares on Threads this month:

Selfish people are my favorite because you never have to guess their motives.

76 shares on TikTok this month:

I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

81 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you.

32 shares on Pinterest this month:

The only sunscreen that’s 100% effective is abstinence.

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Hot Jokes 💥

9 folks are currently checking 👀

This too shall pass, but what the hell?

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m so broke, I owe myself money.

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My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

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Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.

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I like that linguists chose the term ‘loan words,’ implying that one day we’ll get them back.

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Countries are just gangs with paperwork.

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Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.

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I hate when I finish a show and don’t know what to do with my life.

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Easy there, unsaved number.

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We get it, comma, you went to Oxford.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,510

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,424

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

I’m still tired from yesterday’s tired.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

Anybody else not stopped farting this evening? Asking for a friend.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

If you like true crime stories, I highly recommend the history of the Catholic Church.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

That was pointless, we could’ve just stayed strangers.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Facebook:

I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little f***ing paperwork.

Just shared via Discord:

Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick one person you hate, and blame them for everything.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

When I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean accountable.

Spotted on Snapchat:

No, no, I’m listening, it just takes me some time to process so much stupidity all at once.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

The answer is a cabin in the woods, by the way.

Just landed via Twitch:

I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

Going bananas on X:

College core: you sit in the class for attendance, then go home and teach yourself.

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