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If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

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I’m just a girl, standing in front of a Monday, asking it to be a Friday.

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80% of arguments start because someone hasn’t eaten yet.

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I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

Sometimes being a woman is just trying to figure out if you’re hormonally sad, seasonally sad, or genuinely falling apart.

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Date night idea: fight another couple.

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I’m in my thirties, but I still feel like I am in my twenties; then I hang out with people in their twenties, and I’m like nope, definitely in my thirties.

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I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

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I appreciate the interest, but I’m officially removing myself from the running to be the next James Bond. Thank you for your understanding.

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“You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

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Trending via LinkedIn:

It’s called a “sports car” because getting out of one after 40 is a physical event.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a big change for me. I was with that doctor for decades.

Going bananas on Discord:

“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Sleep with each other, or someone else will!

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Let me help you turn that software into hardware.

Going bananas on Instagram:

The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.

Just shared via WeChat:

Twitter is diarrhea of the mouth at its finest. Everyone is just going around vomiting whatever is in their brains.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I’m writing a fairytale about a printer that just works.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

Live now on Telegram:

If I shook my head at every stupid thing I saw, I’d have permanent whiplash.

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Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.

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Sex so good, my left hand is making my right hand a sandwich.

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You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

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66 shares on TikTok this month:

Every time I leave the house, I’m reminded why sweatpants exist.

81 shares on Reddit this month:

Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.

90 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m an atheist, so if you send prayers, I’ll send thoughts.

55 shares on TikTok this month:

Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.

62 shares on Telegram this month:

It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.

35 shares on Snapchat this month:

My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

26 shares on WeChat this month:

If you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain.

68 shares on WeChat this month:

You know Santa isn’t real because no man over 40 is out past 9PM.

70 shares on LinkedIn this month:

That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

92 shares on Slack this month:

I got called “pretty” today! Well, the full sentence was “You’re pretty annoying,” but I only focus on the positive things.

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How many times does one have to open the fridge door before cake appears inside?

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There is certainly no life on other planets. Otherwise our government would have sent money there long ago.

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I don’t do anything with my life except romanticize and decay with indecision.

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Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

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In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

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There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

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I don’t know how to flirt, but you can watch me eat fresh fruit in my sundress.

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As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him.

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The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.

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My favorite hobby is withering away.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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531 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,124

Funny Quotes Topics

17,272

Funny Quotes Images

15,124

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Dec 27, 2025

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Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

I’ve got a headache, and it’s affecting my entire future.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

Was already at my breaking point, and then had to use the authenticator app.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

Psychiatry is crazy because they’re just like… Oh, you’re really depressed? Would being on a pill that makes you fat help?

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

So many mistakes to make, so little time.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

Seen just now on Facebook:

Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.

Trending via YouTube:

I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I keep talking and make it worse.

Seen just now on Threads:

My favorite delusion is that I just need to get through this week.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.

Trending via X:

Just because you haven’t found the right person, doesn’t mean you will.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.

Just landed via Messenger:

It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

Just shared via Telegram:

I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.

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