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Some days you’re the shit and some days you’re the fan.

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Make sure you bury me near a bathroom because death is long, and I’m sure I’ll still have to get up and pee.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

I used to eat my feelings but now it’s so expensive, I might as well go to therapy.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

Nobody cleans better than somebody that’s pissed off.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury think about this?”

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They should invent weekends that are long-lasting.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

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Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Some people have goals based on a summer body. Mine revolve entirely around the weight limit of my beach chairs.

Trending via Instagram:

My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

Going viral on Discord:

Called myself to see if I’d answer, sent me to voicemail. Twice.

Freshly posted on Slack:

“Winter is literally the best season.” Okay, husky, go sit outside then.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.

Going viral on Facebook:

Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.

Just shared via Slack:

Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?

Breaking via Reddit:

My rock bottom keeps refreshing.

Just shared via Threads:

The worst part about borrowing money is having to pay it back or move to a new city.

Spotted on X:

My favorite part about having a Peloton is telling people I have a Peloton.

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Share →: Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.

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All I’m saying is, if there’s an elephant in the room, might as well give it a front row seat 🐘🍿😆
1 month ago
Share →: What base is it when he says, “I know you need it badly,” but he’s talking about sleep?

Commentary:
"When you think you're sliding into third base, but it turns out you're just passing out on the couch! 😂😴 #SleepIsTheRealMVP"
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Share →: Sex so good, my left hand is making my right hand a sandwich.

Commentary:
"That's one way to keep those hands busy! 😂🥪✋👋"
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old mystery of why it's called a chest! Perhaps it's to remind us that our cleavage is really a hidden treasure trove waiting to be discovered! 💎👀 Who knew our cleavage doubles as a secret storage compartment for all our treasures? #CleavageTreasures"

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Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

“There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order,” he said facetiously.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

This is the fastest December in the history of all December.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

Are there cheat codes for parenting teenagers? This level is really hard.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

Sure the Lego botanical sets are great but dusting them is another story.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

Being sober would be a lot easier if I liked myself.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

Like a fine bourbon, we get better with age. Or, at least, … we feel better about our age after drinking lots of bourbon!

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Pinterest:

I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.

Making waves on Threads:

If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.

Live now on Pinterest:

Called in, “I’m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.”

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.

Just shared via Facebook:

They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Being able to notice that a celebrity unfollowed another celebrity is some seriously jobless behaviour.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Britney Spears working at an ice-cream shop called ‘Scoops, I did it again.’

Just landed via YouTube:

At the Pride and Prejudice showing booing whenever Prejudice comes on screen.

Shared recently on Twitch:

No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.

Shared recently on X:

At 20, I was unstoppable; at 30, I’m just unstartable.

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