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If I ask “What’s your zodiac sign?” it’s either because we’re vibing or you’re getting on my nerves.

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Telling your child their sibling is still asleep a very effective way to get them to practice their instrument.

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One of the toughest jobs in parenting is serving the inevitable eviction notice on your kid’s pillow fort.

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Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle and explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations.

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Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.

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If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people.

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Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

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I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

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Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine!

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Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.