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Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

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I wish I had the free time of someone who leaves a positive Amazon review for a rake.

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Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.

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If I could do it all over again, I would ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

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I’m just a girl looking for another snack.

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Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

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We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

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After having received my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel my subscription please.

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When is someone actually going to change the surprise in the avocado? This hard core is kind of a stupid toy.

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“Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

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It’s like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid.

Making waves on TikTok:

I love to see “pan-fried” on a menu. I hate food that’s fried in a shoe.

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I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese.

Spotted on YouTube:

Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.

Going viral on Instagram:

If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

Just landed via Threads:

I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

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Got my mind on my money and my money is nowhere to be found.

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Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

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And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

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Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

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Funny exam quotes

Funny exam quotes are the perfect way to lighten the stress 🧠💥 and bring some laughter 😂📚 to those nerve-wracking test days! Whether you’re cramming last minute or just trying to survive, these witty lines will have you chuckling 🤣 and feeling a little less anxious. Get ready to smile 😄 and maybe even relate as you power through those exams like a champ! 🏆✨

New funny exam quotes 👇

2 months ago
Share →: When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.

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Commentary:
"When the exam turns into a nature documentary 🎬🦜 because suddenly, every squirrel is more interesting than calculus! 📚➗😂"
6 months ago
Share →: I handed in my exam blank so that the teacher has more time to celebrate Christmas with her family.

Commentary:
🎄📝 When you hand in a blank exam, you're not just giving your teacher the gift of time – you're also giving them the gift of a good laugh! Who knew spreading holiday cheer could be so creative and daring? Just hoping your teacher won't celebrate by assigning a makeup test after Christmas break! 😉 #HolidaySpirit #CheekyStudent
6 months ago
Share →: I’m nearly qualified to be a weaver. My final exam is looming.

Commentary:
"Oh, the tension is truly weaving its way into your life, isn't it? 🧵🕰️ Just think, soon you'll be able to spin yarns about acing your final exam like a master weaver! 🌟 Best of thread-luck to you! 🍀"
6 months ago
Share →: An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.

Commentary:
"Trying to read a menu at a dimly lit restaurant, or just getting an eye exam? 🕶️🔦 Talk about a fine line between ordering pasta and checking your vision! Who knew squinting could become a gourmet experience 🍝😂 #EyeStrainMenuGain"
6 months ago
Share →: I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

Commentary:
Looks like someone took "digesting information" a bit too literally! 📝🍴🤓 Who knew passing a test could involve actual consumption? Let's hope the brain food pays off with an A+ in the end! 🤞🏆😂
6 months ago
Share →: I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.

Commentary:
Well, isn't that the koala-fications for success? 🐨🎓 Sounds like you really aced that exam with some out-of-this-world creativity! Who knew genetic engineering could be mastered with the help of flying koalas! 🚀 Keep soaring high in your studies!
6 months ago
Share →: The only ex I cheated on is my exam.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone was caught red-handed 😂🕵️‍♂️ Cheating on exams, huh? That's one way to keep things interesting! 🤓📚 #ExamsAreOverrated"

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Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.

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If cats could send Christmas cards, they wouldn’t.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

Don’t study, get slutty!

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

I’m a total go with the flow kinda person as long as the flow is meticulously scheduled well in advance and there are no mid-flow changes whatsoever.

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Noam Chomsky sounds like the legal name of the very hungry caterpillar.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.

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Making waves on X:

Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.

Shared recently on Discord:

A Monday every week is excessive.

Spotted on X:

My chess strategy is eating one of your pieces every time you look away.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Being quiet in a room full of loud people is my favorite sport.

Reported on Snapchat:

No, I don’t want to read the article first, I want to argue now.

Shared recently on X:

What doesn’t kill you will text you in 5 months to ask “What are you doing?”

Spotted on Messenger:

Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “Ughhh, make me longer!”

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

You’re not stuck in traffic. You are traffic.

Just landed via X:

College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.

Just landed via Discord:

I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

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