Funny exhausted quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

  Commentary:
  "Weekend: the ultimate prank where you think you're going to relax, but instead it's just a 48-hour existential crisis! 😂😴🤯"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs airbrushed perfection when you can have relatable chaos? I want to see models rocking those 'just survived a Monday' vibes on fashion websites – give me the true mirror image of my daily struggles, but make it fashion!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My favorite part of parenting is being exhausted all the time and losing the will to live.

  Commentary:
  Parenting: where exhaustion and the dwindling will to live are a package deal! 🤣💤 It's all fun and games until you realize you've been surviving on coffee and sheer determination. 😅 #ParentingLife

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, weekends – the ultimate con job! One day you're exhausted from the week's hustle, and the next you're anxiously dreading Monday's return 🤯 It's like being stuck in a time loop of tiredness and dread, with a sprinkle of 'What in the world just happened?' confusion thrown in for good measure! 😂 #WeekendScamAlert"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, adulthood – where feeling tired is just a sign that you're fully awake and present in the chaos! 😅 Embrace the tiredness and power through, because naps are a luxury now. Have an 'energetic' day ahead! 💪😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a gym when you can burn calories just from hearing about someone else's jam-packed schedule? 💪⏰🤯"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to your 40s: you’re not exhausted, that’s just your face now.

  Commentary:
  "Welcome to your 40s, where gravity is no longer just a theory but a full-time job for your face 🌏😂 Embrace the wisdom wrinkles, they're just visual proof of all the hard work you've put in living your fabulous life! 💁‍♂️✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.

  Commentary:
  "Being awesome is a full-time job, and yesterday's shift really wore me out! 😅💪 Today, I might just settle for 'slightly above average' and call it a win. #AwesomeStruggles"

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