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Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

God sends you an only child as a friend to test you.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

They can steal your recipe, but the sauce won’t taste the same.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

Just did several sets of some bullshit at the gym… no idea which muscles have been targeted.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

I’m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

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Seen just now on YouTube:

I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Sometimes being a woman is just trying to figure out if you’re hormonally sad, seasonally sad, or genuinely falling apart.

Going viral on Threads:

UNO is based on luck unless I win, then it’s based on strategy, and I’m a genius.

Making waves on Snapchat:

You misunderstood me. I said I was a “bawler,” not a “baller.” You know, someone who cries a lot.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Walmart was wild as hell today, so I fit right in.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

Going bananas on WeChat:

I hate checking my bank account after having a good time.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Watching true crime documentaries so I can learn from their mistakes.

Going viral on Telegram:

One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

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99 shares on Twitch this month:

Seems like being an asshole is a full-time job for some.

44 shares on Snapchat this month:

Relationships are only serious when photos are posted by a man.

20 shares on Threads this month:

My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.

64 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.

63 shares on Telegram this month:

Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

75 shares on TikTok this month:

Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from reading your book.

83 shares on Instagram this month:

You guys ever play a game for hours straight? You start hallucinating the sounds.

39 shares on Threads this month:

Tested positive for being single af

82 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

19 shares on Threads this month:

My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

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Take my advice, I’m not using it.

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Just broke a clothes hanger and now have seven years of bad outfits.

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Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.

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“I’m fluent in creating worst-case scenarios in my head.”

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Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act.

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Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

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Remember when the FBI would threaten you at the beginning of every VHS tape? That was pretty cool.

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They should have a special lane for texting and driving.

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Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”

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Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

I love when people say “be yourself,” like I haven’t already been doing that and scaring everyone off.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

Your child learning to say mommy is when your life begins and ends.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

I want to live in a world where TV sitcoms have catchy theme songs again.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

“You’ve changed!” Yeah, I don’t like you.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

A job interview is basically a conversation between two liars.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

There is no physiological reason to yell when you sneeze. People who do that are simply weak and rude.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

Sorry, can’t make it, just remembered I don’t want to.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on TikTok:

Remember, if you start with, “It’s crazy to think…” you can say whatever you want.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

I stopped experimenting in bed after the great honey disaster of 2015.

Just shared via Facebook:

Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

One thing that sucks about being grown-up is not being able to say, “My mom said no,” when you don’t want someone to come over.

Shared recently on Discord:

The earlier you wake up, the more time you have to think about why you wish you were still asleep in bed.

Spotted on Instagram:

I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.

Seen just now on Facebook:

When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk.

Breaking via X:

Every morning I regret why I didn’t sleep earlier the night before.

Just shared via YouTube:

You don’t have to remember details when you don’t lie.

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