Funny exhausted quotes

My favorite part of parenting is being exhausted all the time and losing the will to live.

Funny Quotes 4 days ago

Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

Funny Quotes 2 weeks ago

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

Funny Quotes 2 weeks ago

Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.

Funny Quotes 3 weeks ago

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not exhausted, that’s just your face now.

Funny Quotes 3 weeks ago

I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.

Funny Quotes 3 weeks ago

I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

Funny Quotes 4 weeks ago