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4 months ago
Share →: You okay, babe? You’ve hardly touched the promises you made me.

Commentary:
Looks like those promises are going untouched, just like that leftover salad in the fridge 🥗 Don't worry, those unfulfilled promises will keep for when you're ready to devour them! 🤣 #JustPromisesThings
5 months ago
Share →: Every time you give someone the benefit, they deliver the doubt.

Commentary:
"Life's little plot twist: when you extend the benefit of the doubt, it comes back bouncing with a bucketful of doubt! 🔄🤔 Don't worry, it's just the universe showing its sense of humor! #Murphy'sLaw"
5 months ago
Share →: This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

Commentary:
Looks like adulthood took a detour and ended up in the wrong neighborhood! 🗺️😂 Who knew the brochure would be so misleading? Welcome to the twisted reality of being a grown-up! 🎢🤷‍♂️
5 months ago
Share →: The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

Commentary:
🐠 Just keep swimming, they said. But who knew the dating pool was more like a fishbowl! 🐟 It's like trying to find your lobster in a sea of sharks. Maybe it's time to upgrade to the ocean and broaden our horizons! 🌊 #DatingStruggles
5 months ago
Share →: Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

Commentary:
Adulthood is essentially a never-ending rollercoaster where the promise of relaxation is always just out of reach 🎢😅 It's like chasing after a mirage in the desert, except that mirage is a quiet weekend that never seems to materialize! 🏜️💼 Just keep chasing those elusive moments of peace between meetings and deadlines until the end of time! ⏳😂
5 months ago
Share →: Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic childhood dream of growing up to struggle! 💪🏼👶🏼 Who needs easy street when you can take the scenic route through challenges, am I right? 😅 Keep aiming high, even if that means aiming for a struggle! 🎯 #LifeGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of finally reaching that age where the appropriate response to news of pregnancy isn't just panic and confusion 😅👶 Congratulations on reaching this milestone of adulting where feigning excitement becomes a necessary skill! 🎉"
5 months ago
Share →: Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

Commentary:
"Congratulations on surviving another Thursday! Just remember, it's not a near-death experience, it's just a regular day in adulthood 😅🎉 #AdultingLikeAPro"
5 months ago
Share →: Alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug. But you’re not gonna like the performance.

Commentary:
"Alcohol: the original performance-enhancing elixir – unless you count stumbling and slurred speech as top-tier talents! 🍹🙃 #DrinkResponsibly"
5 months ago
Share →: Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

Commentary:
"Adulting: looking the part on the outside, while inside you're just a hungry child with dinner dreams! 🍕🤣 #AdultingStruggles #ForeverHungry"