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You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

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My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

When you’re sad, find two equally sad friends and form a cryangle.

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If my son ever came out as gay, I’d be so furious. Furious that he never gave me fashion advice.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

Not enough rap songs about stores suddenly changing their layout.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

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The first time you forgive out of love. The second time out of hope and the third time out of stupidity.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

My doctor no longer prescribes me Viagra. He just left me hanging.

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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Who needs a dominatrix when you can be beaten up by an automatically retracting vacuum cleaner cable?

Breaking via Twitch:

The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

Going viral on Facebook:

I’m seriously considering adoption. Who wants me?

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

The man who invented autocorrect walks into a barn. He orders a bear.

Just landed via Instagram:

Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.

Going viral on Reddit:

If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who?

Spotted on LinkedIn:

My main takeaway from ‘The Walking Dead’ is that you can still eat the expired canned goods in your pantry.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it.

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Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

Could someone please come over here and be the adult? I’m too tired.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

Speed dating, but it’s just me changing tables at a restaurant every few minutes trying a bite of everyone’s food.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 40s: here’s ten pounds.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

Remember, if you start with, “It’s crazy to think…” you can say whatever you want.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

If cats could send Christmas cards, they wouldn’t.

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Breaking via Telegram:

Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand …”

Spotted on WeChat:

My sneeze is the reason people in the middle ages believed sneezing was caused by demon possession.

Spotted on YouTube:

I have the patience of a nearly ripe avocado.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I don’t think the makers of protein powder have ever had chocolate.

Shared recently on X:

No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.

Breaking via WeChat:

The most important meal of the day is the next one.

Seen just now on Threads:

‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.

Making waves on Twitch:

Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.

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