Funny false quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Giving out false information so I know who the leak is.

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  Commentary:
  "When your detective career collides with your drama queen side! 🎭🔍 #PlotTwistExpert"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Nothing more dangerous than an ignorant man who thinks he is a genius.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the dreaded combo of ignorance and arrogance! 🤦‍♂️ It's like a recipe for disaster served with a side of misguided confidence. 🤯 Watch out for those self-proclaimed geniuses who couldn't tell the difference between a duck and a chicken! 🦆🐔 #IgnoranceIsNotBliss

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  5 months ago

  Share →: That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'excitement vs disappointment' rollercoaster ride at the workplace! 🔥🔕 Don't worry, next time the real fire might bring some action… or maybe just burn the office snacks 🍿🔥 #FalseAlarmBlues"

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