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Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

I really appreciate where you’re coming from. I just wish you’d go back.

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You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

“Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

You know where I’d like to go? Missing.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

Pizza rolls are comfort food because they look like little pillows.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

Super excited about a brand new week of self-sabotage.

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Dec 12, 2025

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Spreading quickly via Slack:

You guys ever play a game for hours straight? You start hallucinating the sounds.

Spotted on TikTok:

“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I really think my coworkers and I deserve an Oscar for acting like everything at work is fine.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.

Going viral on X:

My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.

Spotted on Slack:

The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.

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Funny festive fun quotes bring the holiday cheer to a whole new level 🎉✨ Whether you’re decking the halls or cozying up with cocoa ☕️🎄, a little laughter goes a long way! From witty one-liners to playful jabs at holiday chaos, these gems will keep your spirits bright and your smile shining all season long 😄🎅. Get ready to spread some joy and giggles with every merry moment! 🎁🎊

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An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

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Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

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This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

1 month ago

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Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

I’m not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

Fellas, if your lady is mad, ask her if it’s because she’s put on some weight. That’ll calm her down.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via WeChat:

Rewatching my story every time somebody heart it to see what they see.

Breaking via TikTok:

What must a pancake think when it’s being flipped? Doubtless something jolly.

Just landed via Facebook:

These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with her.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.

Spotted on Messenger:

We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

You’re not a real baddie until a man has tried to forbid you from posting on social media.

Just shared via Reddit:

I’m not easily offended, but I am easily annoyed.

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