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I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude.

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The only thing that has grown faster than rents in recent years is the overtime we have to work to pay them.

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I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

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Nothing is more fake than my friendliness on the phone at work.

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I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me.

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Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

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Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.

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Sorry for not keeping in touch. I literally have nothing to say.

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Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV.

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Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

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I didn’t lose an hour of sleep. The hour of sleep lost me.

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I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.

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I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

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If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.

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The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

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Tiime isn’t on my side, it’s on my face, wrinkling my forehead.

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Ex’s be like “I gave you everything”. Yeah, trust issues.

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I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?

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I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?

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Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?

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I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.

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I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping.

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I’m cosplaying as a functional adult again.

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With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

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Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

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Why can’t my career pursue me instead?

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November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

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My favorite body lotion is Voltaren.

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If I were karma, I’d watch my back.

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I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

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If overthinking burned calories, I’d never need to exercise again.

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I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there’s a small hole in the bag somewhere.

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Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no.

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Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

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Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.

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Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.

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When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

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Ah, summer. When my non-consensual relationship with mosquitoes begins.

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Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

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